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Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked Apr 27, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked Apr 27, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked Oct 21, 2019 @ 11:12am

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked Apr 27, 2021 @ 5:04pm

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked Apr 28, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked Apr 27, 2021 @ 1:09pm

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked Apr 28, 2021 @ 11:18am

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked Oct 21, 2019 @ 10:47am

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked Apr 29, 2021 @ 3:13pm

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked Apr 29, 2021 @ 2:52pm

Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing

Venture into the HARDCORE


True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one

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