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18 of 48 (38%) Achievements Earned::

Personal Achievements
Unlocked May 8, 2011 @ 11:38am

Wood Boy

Complete the Forest without dying
Unlocked Dec 28, 2010 @ 6:33pm


Unlock a single retro warp zone
Unlocked Dec 29, 2010 @ 1:06pm

Living In the Past

Complete 5 retro warp zones
Unlocked Jan 1, 2011 @ 11:40am

Old School

Complete 10 retro warp zones
Unlocked Dec 30, 2010 @ 10:54pm

The End

Beat the light world
Unlocked May 7, 2011 @ 9:02pm

The Real End

Beat the dark world
Unlocked May 7, 2011 @ 3:22pm


Complete the light world of the Cotton Alley
Unlocked Dec 28, 2010 @ 7:15pm

I Have Crabs!

Unlock the Head Crab (10 bandages)
Unlocked Dec 29, 2010 @ 8:02pm

Metal Head

Unlock the Machinarium Robot (30 bandages)
Unlocked Jan 1, 2011 @ 11:41am

I Smell something Fishy...

Unlock Naija (50 bandages)
Unlocked Dec 28, 2010 @ 6:51pm

The Commander

Unlock CommanderVideo
Unlocked Dec 29, 2010 @ 1:06pm

The Bootlicker

Unlock Jill
Unlocked Jan 7, 2011 @ 8:07pm

The Jump man

Unlock Ogmo
Unlocked Jun 22, 2018 @ 1:16pm

The Fly guy

Unlock Flywrench
Unlocked Dec 29, 2010 @ 2:28pm


Unlocked Jan 7, 2011 @ 8:47pm


Unlocked May 8, 2011 @ 10:42am


Unlocked Jul 2, 2011 @ 12:35pm

Medium Well

Spend as little time as possible in Hell

Needle Boy

Complete the Hospital without dying

Salt Boy

Complete the Salt Factory without dying

Brimstone Boy

Complete Hell without dying

Maggot Boy

Complete the Rapture without dying

Dead Boy

Complete The End without dying

Girl Boy

Complete the Cotton Alley without dying

Retro Rampage

Complete all retro warp zones

Golden God

100% the game

Accidental Arsonist

Unlock Mr. Minecraft (100 bandages)


Unlock RunMan (70 bandages)


Unlock Captain Viridian (90 bandages)

The Kid

Unlock the Kid







Squirrel Boy

Complete the Forest Dark World without dying

Blood Clot Boy

Complete the Hospital Dark World without dying

Missile Boy

Complete the Salt Factory Dark World without dying

Demon Boy

Complete the Hell Dark World without dying.

Zombie Boy

Complete the Rapture Dark World without dying

Dr.Fetus Boy

Complete The End Dark World without dying

Impossible Boy

Complete The Cotton Alley Dark World without dying

The Kids Xmas!

Complete a single level of "The Kids Xmas" chapter in super meat world

The Golden Gift!

Complete all levels in "The Kids Xmas" chapter in super meat world IN ONE PLAY SESSION.

6 hidden achievements remaining

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