Robbie Lakeman
linkovich chomofsky   Ysyk-Kol, Kyrgyzstan
 
 
sorcery ain't a hobby it's a fucking career
#slug life :ftlslug:
Currently Online
Things about me B)
Real Name
Tobiticus the Wise

Nicknames
Old Toby, Big T, Wise Tobes, Cool Toby, Bing Bong, T.W., Mr. Smarty pants, Stylin' grandpa, T-dubbs, Electric Slide Champion, King of buds, Magic Man, Randall's cousin, Mayor of Pen Island, Snorkel the Dawg, Toby Too Nice, Wisenheimer, Man with the Plan, Old Dirty Chinese Restaurant, Bippity Bop

Age
I am 4187 years old

Hobbies
mixing potions, fucking maidens, slaying dragons, and turning a profit on that wizard weed

Occupation
Part time wizard / life guard in the summer

Favorite Movies
Blank Check, Mean Girls, Never Ending Story

Favorite TV Shows
Zoobilee Zoo, Big Bad Beetleborgs, Kim Possible

Favorite Bands/music people
Taylor Dayne, Hansen, Suffocation

Favorite Disney Princess
Princess Leia

Famous people ive smoked weed with
King Tut, Socrates, Robin Hood, Abe Lincoln, Jeff Goldbloom, Elian Gonzalez, Queen Elizabeth II, Mermaidman, Michael Jordan, Charles Darwin, Leonardo da Vinci, Paul Gait, Walt Disney, Atilla the Hun, Keanu Reeves, Leonard Washington, Benjamin Franklin, Aladin, Mozart, Jawaharlal Nehru, The guy who invented solitaire, Liam Neeson, Mace Windu, Genghis Kahn, Neil Peart, Ned Schneebley, Colin Powell, and Bruce Lee
Favorite Game
28
Hours played
100 XP
Achievement Showcase
1,472
Achievements
4
Perfect Games
42%
Avg. Game Completion Rate
WITH OTHER NATURAL FLAVORS Jul 19, 2017 @ 7:47pm 
New phone, who dis?
Dukino Jul 13, 2017 @ 9:39pm 
i am dumb a m a
Mark Jan 31, 2017 @ 5:16pm 
Hello im Violet, i love rust, i need some friends but really people are so mean to me... i like building but my building skills arnt the best yet and i keep being raided by like 20 guys lol not sure if its because im a girl or because im just unlucky? i am getting better at defending myself now though and not just running away haha i would idealy like to play with someone new. im sorry i dont have mic and i dont like creeps so you know. we can live together and i can farm for you, i think you should try to be friendly to people like me but you must not be afraid to protect us either. hope someone is interested XD
Mark Nov 20, 2016 @ 9:23pm 
I sexually Identify as a Blueberry Burst Gibson Standard Les Paul 2017 Edition. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being shredded on in a concert, dropping catchy fiery licks for disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a guitar is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m a beautiful. I’m having a wood carver install my EMG 81 pickups, 10-46 gauge nickel-wound strings, tuning pegs, and a Tune-o-matic bridge on my body for maximum tuning stability. From now on I want you guys to call me “Gibby” and respect my right to shred from the stage and shred needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a guitariphobe and need to check your instrument privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Mark Nov 2, 2016 @ 4:04pm 
um.. hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xx
No Brooke Don't Eat It Sep 6, 2016 @ 7:03pm 
your face is okay too