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Unlocked Jul 6, 2014 @ 8:59am


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Unlocked Jul 6, 2014 @ 10:19am

Welcome back!

Quit the game and then start it again.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2014 @ 9:47am

Beat the game

Complete The Stanley Parable.



Click on door 430 five times.

Click on door 430 five times.


Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.

Speed run

Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)

You can't jump

No seriously, we disabled it.

Go outside

Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years.


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