Aumas
Hannibal Burgers   Seattle, Washington, United States
 
 
“If you don’t get my sense of humor, ♥♥♥♥ you.”
deadmau5
https://www.twitch.tv/aumas - Stream whenever it happens.

Aumas: wanna see something crazy
Aumas: http://masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/us/Doomlin-11935
virtualFear!~: oh no
virtualFear!~: ok doom what the ♥♥♥♥
virtualFear!~: stoP BEING GOOD AT VIDEO GAMES
virtualFear!~: he does this with rocket league too i'm so mad
Aumas: >kd ratio
virtualFear!~: TOP
virtualFear!~: 1
virtualFear!~: PERCENT
Aumas: >soldier 76 stats
virtualFear!~: i'm so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mad
Aumas: I know I thought I was good until I met Doom
virtualFear!~: doom doesn't count
virtualFear!~: alaskans aren't real
Aumas: You know that thing in school
Aumas: about stats
Aumas: and outliers
Aumas: he's that
Aumas: we remove that
virtualFear!~: yeah
virtualFear!~: yeah he's
virtualFear!~: yeah
virtualFear!~: he's the tony abbott of video games


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The Lonesome Crowded West
Well all's not well
But I'm told that it'll all be quite nice
You'll be drowned in boots like Mafia
But your feet will still float like Christ's
And I'll be damned
They were right
I'm drowning upside down
My feet afloat like Christ's
I'm in heaven
Trying to figure out which stack
They're going to stuff us atheists into
When Peter and his monkey laugh
And I laugh with them
I'm not sure what at
They point and say
We'll keep you in the back
Polishing halos, baking manna and gas

Well some guy comes in looking a bit like everyone I ever seen
He moves just like Crisco disco
Breath a hundred percent Listerine
He says looking at something else
But directing everything to me
Ever time anyone gets on their knees to pray
Well it makes my telephone ring
And I'll be damned
He said you were right
No one's running this whole thing
He had a theory too

He said that God takes care of himself
And you of you

It's all nice on ice alright
And it's not day
And it's not night
But it's all nice on ice alright

A nice heart and a white suit and a baby blue sedan
And I am doing the best that I can

All the eunuchs, they were standing in rows
singing, "Please stud us out just as fast as you possibly can."

Sad song, last dance and no one knows who the band was
And Henry, you danced like a wooden Indian

Except this one mattered and I felt it had a spirit
And I shot the story because I didn't hear it that way

And it's hard to be a human being
And it's harder as anything else
And I'm lonesome when you're around
And I'm never lonesome when I'm by myself
And I miss you when you're around


The custom concern for the people
Build up the monuments and steeples to wear out our eyes

I get up just about noon
My head sends a message for me to reach for my shoes and then walk
Got to go to work, got to go to work, got to have a job

Goes through the parking lot fields
Didn't see no signs that they will yield and then thought
This'll never end, this'll never end, this'll never stop

Message read on the bathroom wall
Said, "I don't feel at all like I fall"
And we're losing all touch, losing all touch, building a desert
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Created by - Aumas
Aumas Jun 18, 2017 @ 11:57am 
its ok to love lebron james i get it
dog!♡💤 Jun 18, 2017 @ 11:29am 
OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night andw atch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.
Aumas Jun 12, 2017 @ 7:23am 
Last animal I owned was a cat
dog!♡💤 Jun 11, 2017 @ 7:08pm 
god i wish that were me
Aumas Jun 2, 2017 @ 7:18pm 
God I wish that were me
lost to the primordial soup Jun 1, 2017 @ 8:15pm 
bridge
taking
it