This is my Minigun. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My Minigun is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My Minigun, without me, is useless. Without my Minigun, I am useless. I must fire my Minigun true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will... My Minigun and I know that what counts in this war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, or the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit... My Minigun is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrels. I will keep my Minigun clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will... Before God, I swear this creed. My Minigun and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
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Behraka Nov 7, 2015 @ 5:29am 
Dank memes.
tispe Aug 5, 2013 @ 1:36pm 
+Rep for being fair and patient Dec 12, 2012 @ 6:31pm 
minor fault oh yeah Dec 8, 2012 @ 8:32am 
+Rep, fast and very patient!
jaime Nov 16, 2012 @ 11:52am 
+rep, great and smooth trader. Would seriously recommend!
lilbrokk Oct 24, 2012 @ 5:11pm 
++rep Nice, fair, fast!