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Ron   Palestinian Territory, Occupied
 
 
if you want it bad enough, things will get better
but that's not the truth and you know better




Competitive tf2 experience:
Highlander:
Season 10: Backup Spy for The Windigos (Steel) (3-5)
Season 11: heavy/medic for Tru Honasty (Iron) (5-4)
Season 12: Medic for The Kawaii Nine (Steel) (4-4)
Season 13: Medic for Busey Bunch (Silver) (5-4) (Runner up Medic All Star)
Season 15: Backup Medic for Busey in Wonderland (Silver) (7-3)
Season 16: Medic for Meme Stealers (Silver) (7-2) 5th place
Season 17: Heavy for Taylor Swift Enthusiasts (Silver)
Season 18: Medic and Leader of Universal $ Association (Gold) (3-5)
Season 19: Soldier for Purveyors of Obscure Trivia (Silver) (4-4)
Season 21: Soldier for PISS CHUGGERS (Platinum) (4-4)
Season 22: Backup Soldier for 2nd Wind (Platinum)
Season 25: Demoman for Your Waifu Isn't Real
FLan 2018: Soldier for Weeb Esports

6vs6:
Season 14: Medic for Anti-Oxidants (Steel)
Season 17: Medic for Can't Stop The Reign (Silver) (died wk 2)
Season 18: Medic for my da (Silver)
Season 19:Roamer/Pocket for Hot Singles In Your Area (Silver)
Season 20: Demo/Pocket for the FACEBOOK OF SEX (Silver)
ESEA-O S23: Roamer for Kritzkast (6-10)
ESEA-O S24: Pocket for Depressed Weeaboos (14-2) (0-1)
ESEA-O S26: Roamer for dead team walking (6-10)
ESEA-O S27: Pocket for Neet Elite (8-4) (died) Sub Soldier for Baocnators (11-5)
ESEA-O S28: Backup soldier for NOIR Esports (12-3)
4v4:
Andyvich's NA league: Main medic for Anti Oxidants (Freshman)
UGC: Sub for Minus World (Steel) Season 1
Main Medic for Minus World (Steel) Season 2
Did Stuff for weeaboo pieces of garbage (Steel) Season 3








Currently Online
chats
Venture: the amount you charge per hour
Venture: as a manwhore
$420.69: yep


2:44 AM - Venture: >runs nexus who can't drop medic
2:44 AM - Venture: >runs tex who can headshot medic from across map

11:37 PM - Venture: >10 at a time
11:37 PM - Venture: >all bosses
11:37 PM - Venture: >op as shit
11:38 PM - Venture: >rodney king in the medieval ages
11:38 PM - Tex ᴰᵃᵚᶰ: >call in nexus to snipe them
11:39 PM - Venture: watch as nexus snipes me
11:39 PM - Venture: and blames it on the lag



Meatstakk: 5:24 PM - Ali: yall are the cutest
Meatstakk: she gets it
Meatstakk: 5:25 PM - Ali: if real life shipping wasnt considered creepy by some people i would ship it

10:39 PM - Toady Swift: I know man
10:39 PM - Toady Swift: once I get my internet fixed
10:39 PM - Toady Swift: I'll feel like fucking robocop
10:39 PM - Toady Swift: not like having sex with him
10:39 PM - Toady Swift: but actually feeling like I
10:39 PM - Toady Swift: am robocop

10:44 PM - TEX FOR ALL STAR HEAVY: are you learning weeb
10:45 PM - dazo: yes
10:45 PM - dazo: dont judge me
10:45 PM - TEX FOR ALL STAR HEAVY: fukn called it
10:45 PM - dazo: wow
10:45 PM - TEX FOR ALL STAR HEAVY: im not judging you tho
10:45 PM - dazo: ugh theyre all the same
10:45 PM - dazo: jeez people just dont understand
10:45 PM - dazo: its not a phase

12:08 PM - Banana: do you still play ugc?
12:09 PM - Texxy lft: yeah
12:10 PM - Banana: well its your chance to stop #savetex2015

3:05 PM - Jaaay: allstar korean
3:06 PM - Jaaay: remaking hiroshima

2:58 AM - Meatstakk: you're too good tex
2:58 AM - Meatstakk: be my senpai

9:43 PM - dave got suspended from school: texxy your rollerblades get mad pussy
9:43 PM - dave got suspended from school: if you were romeo in romeo and juliet
9:43 PM - dave got suspended from school: she would go
9:43 PM - dave got suspended from school: ROMEO ROMEO
9:43 PM - dave got suspended from school: MY LOINS ARE ON FIRE

12:18 AM - kezia: no other music is needed when you can just listen to the complex polyrhythms of dj big gig

7:38 PM - tex: you're a hot commodity huh
7:38 PM - jooky: thats why i have a "girlfriend"

2:28 AM - hex: my life is more valuable than my manliness
2:29 AM - hAliween: thats pretty deep dude

u$a.joshcash: last night I fucked every other team's girl in my gucci flip flops

7:36 PM - i am smile: scrimming on saturday is like writing a confession that you've never been laid

7:01 AM - [girl gamers against weed] beth: tex is a better trap than ali is a girl gamer....
7:01 AM - [girl gamers against weed] beth: damn...


11:21 PM - death grips for cutie: hey nerd
11:41 PM - cosmic hotpockets: yo
11:44 PM - death grips for cutie: it smells like goodfam in here help
11:53 PM - cosmic hotpockets: Whats goodfam
11:53 PM - cosmic hotpockets: WOW
11:53 PM - cosmic hotpockets: I HATE YOU


1:50 AM - cosmic hotpockets: from the womb to the tomb
1:50 AM - cosmic hotpockets: thats my emo phase

4:21 AM - freelander: im gonna be left in my room dead with my spank sock in my right hand and that spoon in my left, my mouth lookin like i ate out a full diaper with lisa ann getting pounded on my computer
4:21 AM - freelander: put !add 5 on my grave pls & ty

2:46 AM - freelander :>: im gonna plunk her shit chimney

5:44 AM - kezia: wow ron ur so heckin
5:44 AM - kezia: s u a v e

6:55 PM - cl4y: i want danny devito to body slam his cock into my mouth

2:50 PM - cl4y: i want bruce lee to ruondhouse kick me in the scrotum
2:51 PM - cl4y: i would instantly nut

2:51 AM - moofee$ha: fk u
2:51 AM - moofee$ha: ur an anchor tex!!!

👻 VoxDei 👻: yeah.... look I'm sure we would have a great time, but tex and I have something I can't get over. it's a drug. He's addicting. I'm sorry but he's my man


10:50 PM - playmo | KritzKast: how can your tag be clean
10:50 PM - playmo | KritzKast: when you are such a dirty
10:50 PM - playmo | KritzKast: communist

4:26 AM - cl4y: If i had a busted lung and needed a machine to breath and zayn came into my hospital room and wanted me to suck his dick
4:26 AM - cl4y: i would use my last breath swallowing that load


8:33 PM - ʀɴɢ.Finality: Let's just say that today I saw someone with an account named XSEPHIROTHLORDX with a Demon Hunter named Felhanzo
8:33 PM - ʀɴɢ.Finality: Who was literally a father of three
8:33 PM - ʀɴɢ.Finality: This is why there is no god



Psi: felsen senpai~ that part is very sensitive uwu

3:22 PM - Anathon: yo this american sexbeast wants to help u to prem

8:58 PM - nagasaki nightmare: let me go full homo

4:38 AM - don't come around here no more: im homo

5:13 AM - chad: h-h-h-hi ronnie-kun!!! >/////<

8:24 PM - dmitri desgoffe und taxis: sorry this lead me to go "wow thats a lot of groups ron whatre u up to in there" and then go on your group page and, as usual when i delve into the deepweb internent meme that consists of your personality, felt instant regret

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lesbian kabaddi Jul 10 @ 11:54am 
Real ✅ gentleman 🧔🏻 are from Texas 🤠 because ➡️ they dress in a satisfactory 👌🏻 way to kindly 😊 impress 🤩 the lovely ❣️ southern gals 💃🏻. They have large broad hats 🎩 that were originally designed for carrying water💧when their trusty👏🏻steeds🐴or steers🐄didn’t have troths. Heck🤬I’m sure🧐that some cowboys🤠have even drank out their hats🧢themselves. They have a shiny✨badge🌟in the shape of a star ⭐️to compliment👍🏻 their hats🎩.
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lesbian kabaddi Jul 10 @ 11:43am 
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Dashij! Jul 4 @ 2:54am 
This is so relatable, whenever someone holds a weiner to my face, I just can't wait to stuff it in my mouth. Then the see my boner and wuss out because "wtf I thought you were a chick" or "oh shit I aint gay man" like fucking let me choke to death on your footlong dammit

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