Kalix Dragon최고의 용
ㅏ미ㅛ견   Doncaster, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
I'm kal, and I'm from the United Kingdom.
discord: kal#4941 - Addicted to Garry's Mod - best dragon


Do not come to me to complain about your ban or punishment. You will be blocked. Go to the forums provided in your ban message to appeal. Not me.


kalyrus - my epic roblox account
kalyrusdragon - my snapchat account
fwuffydwagon - xbox live account
zakhariksiyanskyi14@gmail.com - my paypal (spare change?)


pyro/medic main
i only play Expert Tour in Mann Vs. Machine in TF2
i mainly play Mann Vs. Machine in TF2

31 tours Gear Grinder (Expert Tour)

Australium Drops
SMG


If my picture is your art and you don't want me using it, tell me. I'll change it.

i was born on the 15th of october in the year 2000
british police constable
paramedic certified



10,000 hours on Garry's Mod achieved 12/07/2018.
Proudly a member of the Garry's Mod community for 14+ years.
Addict Achievement earned legitimately on the 15th of September at 9:55 PM British Summer Time.
Also proudly a member of the Half Life 2 community for over 13+ years.

OG Garnet Gaming Player
Navy Seal Team Three and Six / Green Beret SGT / Delta Force 1LT / MARSOC CPT
(Under the alias 'Zakharik Siyansky' - These ranks were earned in 2016-2017)

Involved in numerous CW:HL2RP server takedowns 2015-2017
Former Bob Good's Militia - lol dead
https://i.postimg.cc/4NhN9CvY/ewrwfdsfsdaf.png

i am the real kaye, the one and only
now fuck off




Most of the communities I staffed on and earned ranks on (roleplay gamemodes) shut down within weeks to a month or so. Some have lasted quite a while longer, but whilst some servers are short-lived they still gave me some of the best experiences. I'm no veteran or more special than anyone else, they just serve me as a reminder of some really good times and as reference.

Roleplay Gamemode Commanding/Leading Experience


StarwarsRP
5th Fleet Captain + Executive Officer
ARC Commander (Imperial ARC and Republic ARC)
Republic Death Squad Commander
74th Medical Corps 1st Lieutenant
43rd Heavy Assault 2nd Lieutenant

HaloRP
ODST Squad and Battalion Leader (Lieutenant-Major)
Marine Infantry First Lieutenant
Armoured Division Master Sergeant
Shipmaster (Swords of Sangheilos)


MilitaryRP
MARSOC Captain
Delta Force 1st Lieutenant
Navy Seal Rear Admiral
British Army Major


Previous/Current Staff Positions (Garry's Mod)

Currently Developer/Super Administrator for Reclaimers Roleplay (CWHL2RP - City) (discord.gg/Wtf6ESn)


Former Owner of Our Damnation (CWHL2RP - Aftermath)
Former Owner of Valiance Community (CWHL2RP - City)
Former Owner of Revelation Sixty Three (CWHL2RP - Custom Lore)
Former Co-Owner/Developer on Ted's House (CWHL2RP - City)
Former Developer on Mantis Networks (HaloRP)
Former Super Administrator on Izzy's HL2RP (CWHL2RP - City)
Former Super Administrator on Hell's Nation (CWHL2RP - City/Outlands/Aftermath)
Former Senior Administrator on Vanity Gaming (DarkRP) <3
Former Senior Administrator on Alps.gg (Multi-Gamemode Community)
Former Administrator on Pharoah Networks (StarwarsRP - ClonewarsRP)
Former Administrator on Ace Servers (DarkRP)
Former Moderator on Solitude Servers (DarkRP)
Former Moderator on Halogen Servers (DarkRP)
Former Moderator on Eclipse Roleplay (DarkRP)
Former Moderator on Skybridge Servers (Jailbreak)
Former Moderator on Superior Player Department/Stupid People's Digest/SPD (SCP-RP)
Former Moderator on Deep Gaming (SCP-RP)
Former Moderator on New Hope Gaming (StarwarsRP - ClonewarsRP)
Former Moderator on Gladius Gaming (StarwarsRP - ClonewarsRP)
Former Trial-Moderator on Garnet Gaming (MilitaryRP)
Currently Online
Multiple VAC bans on record | Info
1547 day(s) since last ban
Artwork Showcase
now we can believe
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Favorite Group
10 PACK A DAY SMOKERZZZZ - Public Group
IN THIS GROUP, WE SMOKIN ALL DAY
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Members
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In-Game
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In Chat
Achievement Showcase
628
Achievements
1
Perfect Games
29%
Avg. Game Completion Rate
Screenshot Showcase
The best RANCOR ARC I ever had.
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Review Showcase
312 Hours played
its ok but its also s­hit
Achievement Showcase
628
Achievements
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Perfect Games
29%
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yea

http://txt.do/1doug - more of my shit

[OOC] 'Sergei': im gonna place this breaching charge against my head and die

23:23 - ЧЕЧНЯ: Everyone is trying to ERP with my character. What the hell do I do


15:29 - Ø♠Adramalech♠Ø: DDoS another one of my friends, and I will IP log you, Keylog you, then install a RAT unto your PC. Okay? I will delete your Sys32. Now keep in mind, I will not do this alone. I will bring friends along, so leave Banana's alone, because you are a fucking script kiddy. ;) Now bye.

5:15 PM - ???: i heard
5:15 PM - ϟϟ 14/88 ϟϟ: I am going to do so much shit to Banana's server now.
5:15 PM - ϟϟ 14/88 ϟϟ: Imma dox his ass.
5:16 PM - ???: you can have fun with that, i don't want any part in it
5:16 PM - ϟϟ 14/88 ϟϟ: Little does Banana know.
5:16 PM - ϟϟ 14/88 ϟϟ: I am very experienced in the Hacking field.

the same fucking guy with a different name^^^^

[PM] OTA-KING.EOW-23822: you get a promotion for joining back after such a long time
[PM] MPF-RCT.73372: sounds good
OTA-KING.EOW-23822 set MPF-RCT.73372's name to MPF-CmD.73372.

erpers below be warned
https://pastebin.com/R5c4e7tb
https://pastebin.com/AJGkQRTB

UUR.SeC.756 says "<:: I...need to deal with the UAO.. ::>"
'Helix' says "<:: YOU NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP ::>"


[LOOC] MPF.C18.PRESSURE-04.86777: the fuck
[LOOC] MPF.C18.PRESSURE-04.86777: i lost my "hands"
[LOOC] MPF.C18.HELIX-05.6102: LOL
[LOOC] MPF.C18.PRESSURE-04.86777: i have two stunsticks now
[LOOC] MPF.C18.HELIX-05.6102: HAHAHAHA
[LOOC] MPF.C18.PRESSURE-04.86777: YEAH THE FUCK
[LOOC] MPF.C18.PRESSURE-04.86777: LOLOL
[LOOC] MPF.C18.PRESSURE-04.86777: I SWEAR
[LOOC] MPF.C18.HELIX-05.6102: "lost me hands.. got two stunsticks instead"
[LOOC] MPF.C18.PRESSURE-04.86777: I HAVE TWO STUNSTICKS
[LOOC] MPF.C18.PRESSURE-04.86777: FUCK MY LIFE LIFE IS PAINFUL

02:09 - I'm Rich: no homo
02:09 - I'm Rich: wanna have gay furry sex
02:09 - I'm Rich has changed their name to Carrington the Prep.
02:11 - Carrington the Prep: i want your dick
02:11 - Carrington the Prep: Inside
02:11 - Carrington the Prep: My ass
02:25 - Carrington the Prep: Whats wrong with being a gay slut


[OOC] Adrian Veneziano: WHY ARE WE STILL PLAYING CARDS? WHY CANT WE FUCKING JUST!!! DO WHAT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO DO

^my favourite


[An man standing at 6'...] yells "BODYCOUNT, BODYCOUNT, BODYCOUNT!"

|eaglEye 6 minutes ago
foxtrot your a little creep

[CC] SgtBadger 6 minutes ago
Foxtrot i swear your the most retarded person on this planet lol

TacTiCal 6 minutes ago
If anything your a fucking dad is a lesbian so shut the fuck up and cry to your dads vagina@@

OtakuBoi | CC 6 minutes ago
foxtrot get a life

[CC] SgtBadger 5 minutes ago
And also Foxtrot are you a furry because your picture is so bent go wank off to little dogs shagging in an alley way ya sick prick


[LOOC] Mohammed Al'Alim: did you hear of that cool guy
[LOOC] Mohammed Al'Alim: called kaye the scalie?
[LOOC] Mohammed Al'Alim: we love kaye
[LOOC] Mohammed Al'Alim: KAYE IS PRO
[[6'4 | Chad Accent | ...] says "Hey do bald people still use shampoo???"
[LOOC] Jerome Jumpson: love kaye
[LOOC] Mohammed Al'Alim: kaye is love
[A tall black man, wea...] says "Yes they have eyebrows"


ServerLog: [OOC] C18:MPF-RCT.4106: I've RPed child rape as the child before.
ServerLog: [OOC] C18:MPF-RCT.4106: Everything's allowed aslong as it's RPed.
ServerLog: [OOC] C18:MPF-RCT.4106: ERPs allowed, Rape's allowed.

Disconnect: | Metagame | Minge | DDoSing The Owner | Enough of your fucking shit gay boy |.


[OOC] Aiko 'Sen' Yumi: NO WAY.
[OOC] Aiko 'Sen' Yumi: No way is that legit fucking kaye?

ServerLog: [OOC] Col. William Smith: I'm about to swat Kaye

ServerLog: [OOC] i17-GRD.70653: what is your life, you fucking moron

ServerLog: [OOC] Col. William Smith: YOU HIT MY VPN RETARD

** [Black hair / Bandana ...] turns on the water washing his face and then washes his face.
[LOOC] Allen Grant: You sure washed your face.


[PM] MPF-STORM-01.02019: the revolver is a pistol

[A petite young male s...] says "I meant something like spraying on her legs."
CMB-MPF-UNION.XX.47936 says "<:: Spraying on her legs?"
CMB-MPF-UNION.XX.47936 says "<:: What?"
CMB-MPF-NOVA.XX.46428 says "<:: He meant shooting her in the legs."
CMB-MPF-UNION.XX.47936 says "<:: Oh."
CMB-MPF-UNION.XX.47936 says "<:: I thought of it in a different way."

*Slavik* has used '/Y PUNISH MY ASS! COME OUT!'.
*Slavik* has used '/Me Would lean down, in a pant animation, showing his bare ass at the fence'.

Hiro Nakamura says: "<:: What do i get in return anti citizen scum."
Hiro Nakamura says: "<:: Let's say.... a blowjob ?"

Hiro 'Alpha' Nakamura [FW] has used '/Me would look at her vagina, would she be shaved or hairy ?'.
Kat Jackson [M] has used '/It She would be shaved'.
Hiro 'Alpha' Nakamura [FW] has used '/Me would get down on her, he would start sucking gently on her clit.'.
Kat Jackson [M] has used '/Me Would let out soft and short moans'.

[LOOC] Hiro 'Alpha' Nakamura [FW]: erp isn't anyhting bad, if you say it's for retarded people then you are just not that good of a rper

Art 'Dragon' Mioko has kicked 'Arvo 'Shaman' Tarmma' (1. Never kick the CO again. 2. If I refuse to stop making noise you can just deal with that. 3. If I ask you to unban me, do it. 4. Thanks cunt).
[OOC] Dmitri Leovich 'Sokol' Dvorzhetskii: "2. If I refuse to stop making noise you can just deal with that." greatest reason known to man kind someone write that down lol please
[OOC] Dmitri Leovich 'Sokol' Dvorzhetskii: i wish i could say that to my neighbors when i masturbate furiously

23:19 - [NHG] Foxtrot: dumbass chechnya.
23:19 - Ч Е Ч Н Я: Woah, now I'm a dumb individual

[OOC] CP:i7.TAP-1: i know u
[OOC] Kerr Gilmour: You do? How (shit I hope i havent pissed this guy off in the past)
[OOC] Anelle Bloodworth: It's kaye

[LOOC] Trevor *Dixie* Reeds: zak your a god

Oscar Denton says "I worked for Black Mesa "

17:59 - foxtrot: there's black dudes to kill
17:59 - [HC]Vanguardxe: It's like your purposely appealing to my eugenic tendencies


17:46 - ЧЕЧНЯ: I have some conversations we had before
17:46 - ЧЕЧНЯ: When I was pretending to be stupid and shit
17:47 - Дракон: you're still fucking stupid
17:47 - ЧЕЧНЯ: That's the beauty of it

UCA:C17-GRID.04-57284 radios in "<:: I meant, please come help me with supplies, my weak arms and small backpack aren't enough to carry the materials."


Makelulz - Today at 9:24 PM
theres no reason to listen to you man
trying to commend me for being "reasonable" as if your line of action was anything close
we dont have to end this onbad terms
you had a tantrum, you can go now

*** [[BB Tattoed on his ri...] pops opened the ration, taking a nice clean smell of nothing
*** [A base set and generi...] fuckin' yoinks that shit the moment it touches the walls, he'd proceed to tear it open with his teeth, goin' fucking hams jams on that ration nigga shit he hungie

[LOOC] Dr. William Thames: wait arent you kaye?

[OOC] Johnathan Smith: 'former bob good's militia'
[OOC] Konrad Curze: ??
[OOC] Samuel Jones: sorry but failrpmingewebul?
[OOC] Samuel Jones: bannable offence here.
[OOC] Johnathan Smith: take him out van of guards
(samuel jones = superadmin)
ur all wannabes


[03:29]
InOx:
So I literally ask you for help, you help me out and instead of being like no problem or saying something a clear headed 19 y/o man would say after helping out someone...who literally added him back after he told OSCAR COOL to DDoS his router, you act like we're mortal fucking enemies


Pooooonda Apr 4 @ 4:59pm 
WHO ARE YOU
Kalix Dragon최고의 용 Apr 4 @ 2:45pm 
ANGRY DEER
Pooooonda Apr 4 @ 1:48pm 
What you say about me?!
SealShpeeDaSweggy Apr 4 @ 2:53am 
no
NICK THE THIRD Mar 22 @ 12:41pm 
stay classy fellow salad lover 🗿
SealShpeeDaSweggy Mar 17 @ 8:09am 
no