☐ LEGIT ☑ VAC
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steps out of the shadows
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps?
Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to.
Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.


What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you nova scrub? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class from Games Academy and I've been involved in numerous paid LANs around the world, and I have over 300 competitive match wins. I am trained in bombsite executes and I'm the top AWP player in the entire Counter-Strike scene. You are nothing to me but just another win. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision bombsite executes the likes of which has never been seen before in Counter-Strike, mark my fucking words. you think you can get away with saying that shit to me at the halftime break? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of skin betting agents across the USA and your steam ID is being traced right now so you better prepare for the phish, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing called your inventory. You're fucking vacumed, kid. I can D-DOS you from anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my wallbangs. Not only am I extensively trained in melee combat, but I have access to the entire downloadable skillset of the getGEfast.com website and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable profile off the face of the CS scene, you little silver. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little halftime comment was going to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price you goddamn BOT. I will shit awp shots all over you and you will drown in it. You're about to get 16-0'd, kiddo.

























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