I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girls shoulder today, I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending, earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen EVERYONE in the immediate vicinity.

What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever had, or ever will produce shot out SO HARD that my ♥♥♥♥ was ripped apart by my Übernut, accelerating to 5% of the speed of light by the time it left my urethra.

It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, it barely slowed before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. the sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of illinois became pregnant with my children.

YOU KNOW YOU ARE A REAL GAMER 🤣 WHEN YOUR GAMING NAME SLOWLY BECOMES YOUR REAL NAME AND YOUR LIFE STARTS TO CRUMBLE AROUND YOU, LEAVING YOU JOBLESS, YET ADDICTED. YOU STARE AT YOUR SCREEN DOWNING CANS OF COLA, AS YOUR GIRLFRIEND WATCHES OVER. THIS ISN'T HOW IT WAS MEANT TO BE. IT'S TOO LATE NOW TO CHANGE. YOUR GIRLFRIEND LEAVES YOU. YOU DON'T CARE. YOU MUST PLAY VIDEO GAMES. YOU CAN'T STOP. YOU CAN'T PAY YOUR BILLS. YOU ARE FORCED OUT OF YOUR APARTMENT, LEFT ON THE STREETS, SPENDING WHATEVER CHANGE YOU HAVE ON THE ARCADE. YOU FEEL WITHDRAWAL. YOU NEED GAMING, THE ONLY REASON YOUR LIFE FELL APART. WITHOUT THE ONLY THING KEEPING YOU HAPPY THERE, YOU FIND A TALL OFFICE BUILDING. YOU WALK IN. GET IN THE LIFT. THIS IS IT. YOUR CRIPPLING WITHDRAWAL INDUCED DEPRESSION WILL FINALLY BE GONE. ON THE TOP FLOOR YOU FIND AN OPEN WINDOW. WITHOUT WARNING, YOU RUN AND LEAP OUT. YOU HEAR SCREAMS AS YOU FALL. THEY'RE NOT YOURS. FOR THE FINAL 5 SECONDS OF YOUR LIFE YOU ARE HAPPY.

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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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me: mom can I have money for burger
mom: for burger....?
me: yeeeessss
(actually buys vbuck like a boss)

frortnnitee vbucxk epic time...

your toes........ hand them over...

n o u