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Cake 🅱️ oss Oct 13 @ 1:37pm 
Yeah you heard me, nerd. I'm fucking your mom. In fact, while you're reading this I'm probably balls deep, fucking your mom. Read that sentence again. My dick is literally sliding in and out of your moms fuck hole, she's moaning and sweating, trembling beneath my touch. When I fuck your mom, she orgasms the moment my throbbing cock penetrates her, and as I slide deeper and deeper she moans and begs me to fuck her. And believe me, your mom likes it rough. She's borderline disgusting. When I fuck her, I tell her how much of a loser you are, and you know what, the moment those words leave my mouth she cums. Hard. The walls of her pussy tremble as I talk about how pathetic you are, you beta male. It takes a real alpha like me to fuck your mom. So the next time you're jerking off, just remember that I'm fucking your mom. My dick thrusting into her mouth as I belittle your existence.
Remember that kid. Know that.
Cake 🅱️ oss Oct 8 @ 5:02pm 
🤔THINK🤔 ABOUT THIS:👉
😮Why Do we feel 😴sleepy in Church,⛪😮
😒But ✋🏻stay awake😳 through a 🎞3 hour movie?📽😨😒
😞Why are we so 😪bored😪 when we read the ✝️Bible✝️😞
😔But 🔍find🔎 it 💁‍♂️easy💁 to 👀read👀 other books📚?😔
😟Why is it so 😓easy to 🚫ignore🚮 a 📲msg📩 about 💖Jesus,💖😟
😢Yet we 🙌forward the 🤣funny🤣 ones?😢
😥Why are ✝️Christian✝️ 🏡houses🏠 getting ⬇️smaller⬇️,😥
😣But 🍾bars🥂 and 💃clubs🕺 are ⏫expanding⏫?😣
😟Why is it so 😲easy to 💓worship💞 a 🌟celebrity🌟,😟
😳But very 😔difficult😔 to 💘engage💕 with ✝️Jesus😍?😳
Cake 🅱️ oss Oct 8 @ 5:01pm 
😖Think🤔 about it, are you going to 📲forward📲 this?😖
😫Are you going to 📵ignore📵 it, because you 🙁think😕 you will be 😂laughed🤣 at?😫
👀Forward✔️ ☝️this☝️ to all your 👥friends.👀
😡8️⃣0️⃣80%8️⃣0️⃣ of you ❌won't❌ forward this.😡
🤤✝️Jesus 🗣said: 😒If you 🙅deny🙅‍♂️ me in ⤴️front⤴️ of your friends, I will 🙅deny🙅‍♂️ you on the 🌅day🌅 of ✝️judgment✝️😒:
😋When 1️⃣one1️⃣ 🚪door🚪 closes, Jesus opens 2️⃣two2️⃣:😋
😍If 😘Jesus😘 has opened 🚪doors🚪 for you, send this ✉️message✉️ to 🙇everyone🙇‍♀️ including me....😍
Cake 🅱️ oss Oct 8 @ 5:01pm 
‼️😃Jesus has ❌no❌ 📱BLACKBERRY📱 but He's my favorite 📞contact👤 ... !! 😃‼️
‼️😝He is ❌not❌ on 👱FACEBOOK📒 but He is my 💯best💯 🙋‍♂️friend .... !! 😝‼️
‼️😋He is ❌not❌ on 🐦TWITTER🐦 but I still 🏃‍♀️follow🏃 Him .!!😋‼️
‼️😍& even ❌without❌ the INTERNET I am always 🔁connected🔁 to Him😍 .....!!‼️
‼️😇He is ❌not❌ on WHATSAPP but He's 👆always👆 online .....!! 😇‼️
😘Forward this.😘 •BC
Cake 🅱️ oss Oct 2 @ 10:40am 
It's COCKtober 🍆🎃 u know what that means 👀👅 Dick sucking awareness month 😯🙆🏼👅 send this to 12 of ur closet hoes 👭😈 that love that dick 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 THOT-O-WEEN 🎃is upon us !! If you get this message ✉️ you are queen 👸of the thots!!! Forward this to 7⃣ of the 🍆ThOtTiEsT🍆 thots 💁that you know will get some 👉👌 soon !!! If you don't, be prepared 🙍for 6⃣9⃣ days of bad luck ⚠️ 🍀
Cake 🅱️ oss Sep 12 @ 7:41am 
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.