gamer and afraid
Texas, United States
 
 
black belt in trolling

:B1: :emofdr: OLD PROFILE SUMMARIES :emofdr: :B1:

Cha cha now, y'all.

I am trash man, born to die. destroy me

The first installment was great, but I bet the sequel can get even better.

What'll you begin with your freedom that so preciously appears before you? Like before, romping through bars and pubs with friends, hmm? And then, when you've had your fill, do you think happiness lies on the streets, and you need only to pick it up whenever you feel like it? No, no, my friend.

Iacta Alea Esto :bt_dices:

I'd suck this man's ♥♥♥♥, I'd tuck this man in

In the big city, there are big cats that eat big rats.

VERDAMMTES LEID

It's THE FAT NASTY

i made that cash cleaning up dead birds at the golf course

And THAT is how you skin a cat, people.

What DO you do with a drunken sailor?

And the US Government is still out there TO THIS VERY DAY

You won't believe what happens when you use strength on the truck.

I usually play on the "Easyium" difficulty

Remember medics, be sure to pop your overcharge, not drop it

DON'T PARRY UP

go back to eating cheeseburgers u filthy oil-loving american

big mansions too
AND SMOKE THE FINE CIGARS

brb pwning noobs

that last one is a starving orphan stabbing another for his food

You know spies; bunch of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ little girls!

Degenerates like you belong on a cross.

Let Dr. Nick fix you up.

Oh, you've seen him drunker.
And I've seen YOU drunker.
And you've seen ME!
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WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little boy called Joey, he was a ten-years-old and he lived in a mental hospital because he saw The Truth. He got so bad he went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the Feds decided that best idea was to get rid of him so they set up a special room to kill him, as inhumane as possible. And he sat there in agony for hours until he died. Now every week on the day of his death he returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00 a.m. He creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by killing you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and he will haunt someone else who doesn't. THIS ISN'T FAKE; apparently if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes nothing will happen!

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bodybuildingmaster2 Feb 27 @ 2:56pm 
When the :mhwhappy:
Mildly-Menacing Squidward Feb 13 @ 1:44pm 
It's 30 years later and the ghosts of the cold war return. The toxic swamps of Florida become the battleground for the 2nd Vietnam War. The Government's only choice is to thaw out the man they put in Cryo-prison for a crime he didn't commit. Not only must he contend with the blood thirsty and dangerous Cyber-Cong, but also Mutated Backwoods Cannibal Hillbillies, Overgrown Gators and a Rogue US Military outfit lead by a man who he treated like his own son. This time War just got personal.
Kerosenn Feb 7 @ 5:57pm 
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TergridMakesThemCry Feb 6 @ 2:55pm 
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little boy called Joey, he was a ten-years-old and he lived in a mental hospital because he saw The Truth. He got so bad he went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the Feds decided that best idea was to get rid of him so they set up a special room to kill him, as inhumane as possible. And he sat there in agony for hours until he died. Now every week on the day of his death he returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00 a.m. He creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by killing you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and he will haunt someone else who doesn't. THIS ISN'T FAKE; apparently if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes nothing will happen!
76561198046661013 Feb 4 @ 7:45pm 
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little boy called Joey, he was a ten-years-old and he lived in a mental hospital because he saw The Truth. He got so bad he went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the Feds decided that best idea was to get rid of him so they set up a special room to kill him, as inhumane as possible. And he sat there in agony for hours until he died. Now every week on the day of his death he returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00 a.m. He creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by killing you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and he will haunt someone else who doesn't. THIS ISN'T FAKE; apparently if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes nothing will happen!