I'll update this once every decade or so. Incredible if I remember to do it twice.

No time for her passion with games, no money to support her addictions, and no cupcakes to console her sadness... but it's ok, it builds character.

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PSN | Steam : ArdentZest
GameCenter : Amby.valent
(aka) TiraNomChu, Cyadene, Alda Miatori, Rita Ace,
or whatever name I gave you when we met.

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