You should totally add me and if your profile is not private then I'll accept so you can give me free shit we can be best broham buddies. Or maybe not. Worth a shot.

I'm not actually this patriotic irl and I don't actually support Trump. I just find this shit hilarious.

I'll ignore lvl 0 private accounts, but I won't ignore private accounts in general. Because I'm a Nice Guy™. In all seriousness, if you friend me, and we have no friends in common and don't play the same games, I'll probably not accept. Like, why are you friending me, who are you even?


Anyways, about me. I play a large variety of games from all genres, and we'll most likely have at least a few in common. I used to be a big TF2 fan, but not anymore. If you're one of those guys that changes your username or avatar a lot I WILL forget who you are unless you're one of my super duper BFFs. I've never changed my username or profile picture once in all the time I've had this account so you'll recognize me through your sea of metamorphing friends. I'm also on like all the time because I have no life. I'm also quite talkative and if we click, we'll probably be talking way more than actually playing games together. I'm a huge fan of offensive humor, so don't be afraid to get horribly offensive with me off the bat. If I find that you're cool, you'll probably find I'm a ridiculously trustworthy person, but of course I'd have to prove that to you somehow.

If you want an SFM poster done, just ask. I'm not the best, but I'll (probably) get it done. I work in my own time and often get sidetracked and work on other projects, so I tend to make posters for friends when I simply feel like making posters for friends. My Artwork section has previous works, several of which I've updated since I've uploaded them and haven't bothered reuploading. Really wish they'd add an update button to the artwork section.

Space is fucking awesome. I love space. If you like space, then we'll get along great. Space is love, space is life.

If you really hate your internet service provider and love lots of pixels, take a look at one of my Crysis 3 screenshots. rip bandwidth [nm7lyg.bl3301.livefilestore.com]

You should also take a look at my YouTube channel even though it's mostly shit. Take a look m8s

THIS PERSON IS MY BEST FRIEND

Muh PC specs for y'all that are interested:
AMD R7 1800x (stock clocks) with a Thermaltake Contac 12 cooler
EVGA GeForce GTX 1080 FTW DT (+75 core, +125 mem)
Corsair Vengeance RGB 2x8gb 3200mhz RAM
Toshiba DT01ACA200 2TB 7200RPM HDD
Gigabyte Aorus AX370-Gaming K7 motherboard
Corsair HX850i PSU
Ultra Defender II case
6 glowy blue case fans for MAXIMUM COOLING POWER



God Bless




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