kenneth
Kenneth Anderson   New Zealand
 
 
I used to play TF2. I still do, but I used to as well. ozfortress is my city.

Ah you think spire is your ally? You merely adopted the spire. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see 6v6 until I was already a man!

2:33 PM - ozfortress kenneth: like the tf2 is dead thing is a meme
2:33 PM - ryno: it's been a meme since like.... 5 yrs ago?
2:34 PM - ryno: I guess it's just been getting more and more true
2:35 PM - ozfortress kenneth: :(

hawk [9:34 PM]
how does johnny get it right first time and others struggle

12:18 AM - hobbes: also i have finally reached a point
12:18 AM - hobbes: in my troll career
12:18 AM - hobbes: where i can trigger rhk
12:18 AM - hobbes: without trying

"I have to be nice to the old people, it's a very demanding job" -apa3

RWDS Zildjian : you are so unealievably frustrating to play against

"won't tf2 promod just be quake?" - Alt

"I refuse to drop to open players" - Thermite
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Last Online 2 days ago
TF2 history
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.

I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.

Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I’m bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.

I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don’t perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.

I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.

I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four-course meals using only a Mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.

But I have not yet played in prem.


- 3rd OWL 10 Div 4 with Bad News Bears Medic
- 5th OWL 11 Div 3 with Moonshot Scout
- 1st OWL 12 Div 4 with Boats Can't Fly Scout
- 5th OWL 13 Div 4 Rocket Surgeons Pocket
- 4th OWL 14 Div 4 Admin Abuse Pocket
- ozfortress season 15 Intermediate Chess Club Medic

(next ones all the same crew but lmao team names)
- 4th season 19 Open Help I'm Lagging Scout
- season 20 Intermediate How I learned to stop worrying and love the ping Scout
- 2nd Season 21 Open That's getting Shadowplayed Scout
- Season 22 Intermediate Shadowplayed Pocket
seinfeld Aug 12 @ 11:54pm 
go sleep kendog
Mio Jan 1 @ 3:35am 
hunt me pls
seinfeld Dec 26, 2017 @ 12:59am 
hey i subscribed to your twitch channel AND donated $5 for u to sign my profile, AND YOU STILL HAVNT SIGNED IT!!!!!!?!????? please sign my profile or i will -rep u
seinfeld Dec 5, 2017 @ 12:54am 
Could you possibly sign my profile please? I'm a HUGE fan <3
tranquility ♥ Apr 14, 2014 @ 9:14pm 
+rep
Iced Jack Jul 9, 2011 @ 12:30pm 
Bro. I got the SC2 DLC, so if you ever want to lag yourself to tears, I can play the DLC with you.