An Actual Apple
͡° ͜ʖ ͡°   Ireland
"she has the fucking mental capacity of an acorn" -Tommy McIntyre 2014

"I can hear myself and it's driving me fucking insane" - TheScottishSandman, 2017

"am no yer pal bawsack" -PepeJebus 2017

"we have lost many memes along the way
dont be sad for them
be happy that you experienced them" - Jack Lumsden 2018
Currently Offline
Last Online 33 mins ago
✧・゚: *✧・゚:*  Insults  *:・゚✧*:・゚✧
LFT mars 6v6 scoot : omg its a dumb shitty pyro

[ Blank ] 10/10 WBA : why are u such a fucking dick, apple

Rangou : youre a annoying cunt

KeeCie : fuck you An Actual Apple!, KeeCie : FUCKIDY FUCK FUCK, KeeCie : FUCK YOU

Mnlbb95 : oooooh why you leave was having so much fun dick head

Fieser Fettsack : i am not on of this funny little kids who play just so the class that they can kill the one guy, so shut up and play the game

khaliqsaad65 : an actual apple is unstoppable,lol

Spaghetti And Bolognese : PUSSY SUCKER

lenovo187 : far q

dracu1654 : SUCK ME

carl.honkanen : stop fucking hack , carl.honkanen : fuck hacks

BLUE MEXICAN JELLY BABAY: shut your fcking mouth bitch u hoe

BriosoBrio : compensate for ur little dick? :3, BriosoBrio : ur mom told me, i'm so pity for u :3

Hace : an actuel apöe is a big noob

squall777 : auto camp use pussy :)

*DEAD* Kulcsi : WHAT THE HACK???????????

*DEAD* /\/\@$T3R : FUCK YOU


*DEAD* Shredd : Hacking.
Shredd : The guy who killed me jumping headshots every round.

jokerlivechanel: FUCK UP PISS OF CRAP

EpicFail8221 : ach I wish I could beat shit out of all of u u stupid geekish fatsos

*DEAD* Scofield - {LINK REMOVED} : nice aim hack

Worthless : must be an ugly prick to show a picture of his own penis
Worthless : because you get bullied at school
Worthless : I know the feeling

Jebus( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): cool guy

vito$: get rekt ugly nerds

Mrgadget1127: hey go fuck yoursel

Batmuma :D: Fuck your mum :D

niko64310: Fuuck u

SoloQ: lol im a girl
SoloQ: you guys sound like virgins ngl
SoloQ: lmao (Okay, Nick) :yaranaika:

ajililey: Faggot
ajililey: Lol Bitch

Protein: hey you little fucking cunt you little pussy ass bitch how about you learn to take your ass whipping like a man and stop hiding up the top of the barn you little pussy with a little dick

Protein: you ever had 2 girls at once? 4 big titties to be playing with? I thought I had died and gone to heaven!

FatKittyx3: Yopu dumbfuck

Charlyman48: Noob Jajajajajaja

Condemned_369_: Dickhead

Samser: hahahaha fuck yo

[CG]Ichigo: why are you so mad
[CG]Ichigo: because there are some pussy like you
[CG]Ichigo: fucking fags
[CG]Ichigo: i don't play with fags
[CG]Ichigo: F A G S
[CG]Ichigo: just shut up
[CG]Ichigo: pussy has asses too

[TLJ] safe one g: end of the day, your all benders
[TLJ] safe one g: so mad
[TLJ] safe one g: who gives a fuck you spazmoid?
[TLJ] safe one g: have you got the spazmoid gene?

Ainsley Faggiot: have fun with the shitty loot fag

EnderPlayz92: go some1 usefull

fooboy2: kys u fuckin little shits i hope u all die

DankTrump: nah mate u just annoyed
DankTrump: thats good

Yuuki: Girl, you pick a tank that's made for attack on defense
Yuuki: and you just won't shut the fuck up
AnActualApple: did you just assume my gender?
Yuuki: I just assume that you're a little bitch that can go die soon enough
(not my IP either, hehe)

AnActualApple: can you start ult'ing a bit more ana, please?
Jordyo: you're retarded right?
AnActualApple: I was trying to be nice

KARMA: apple report. You cheater !

Rim Job: come on you fat retard

Lieutenant: Judging by the fact that you're not using your mic I'm assuming you're like 12

sexy boy: LOL FAT KIDS
sexy boy: apple can you suck my dick pls
sexy boy: i have 5 m dick it so big yours??
sexy boy: my dick are in yours mather ass
sexy boy: you mather are black
sexy boy: it my slave
sexy boy: you can suck my
TheScottishSandman: toe?
sexy boy: lol you are pedo
An Actual Apple: I'm 11
sexy boy: is it a girl
TheScottishSandman: Of course he is a girl
[Server] sexy boy has left the server.

Glohans: make applesauce of this apple please

™ LF Trade: fuck this shit
™ LF Trade: FUCK YOU :
™ LF Trade: cya hope you get aids,your whole family dies you get hit by a truck and live in a coma for the rest of your life,hope your
™ LF Trade: kids get lynched

Spooks: Im giving apple a taste of his own medicine
Spooks: How to votekick
Spooks: Apple stop

Console Master Race: fuck you pussy

*DEAD* Steve rimJobs™: an actual faggot

*DEAD* dschurchman: stupid apple


Loz``: lol shooting my body
Loz``: fuck you

Lisa : it's ugly af
An Actual Apple: What's ugly?
Lisa : ur face :)

xxxSAVxxx: fuck you

c1: headshot bitch :DD

Elmani: f u apple

MagikarpUsed: ARE U FCKING
MagikarpUsed: RETARDED
MagikarpUsed: TO SOLO
MagikarpUsed: ULT

RaZe: fuk u guys

SnakeTApe: I hpoe you all get cancer

ReQ : all you familly die

NIPPLESPINNER : piece of sihit

Macarod: wow
An Actual Apple: i'm fucking retarded
Macarod: sure u r

AsrielSerial: LITERALLY
AsrielSerial: no heals
AsrielSerial: i don't think we even had a healer...
AnActualApple: Don't try to blame the healers because you were an incompetent DPS
AsrielSerial: didn't see you healing
AsrielSerial: so your just SHIT

Kaledos: u retard
Kaledos: or what

SunderlandFAN : u fuckc

*DEAD* bra HS ♚ Knas YOU CANT STOP M ♚ : scar nooob

PenguinJaimy: be fk healer noob

Parsons: rekt
Parsons: trash kid

HyperX : gg hykers
HyperX : hackers
HyperX : gg hackers, more hack plz

DIRTYHENRY: enjoy being in gold for ever cunt

Chef: good shot

HIHI : nice hack dude :Dasdsa
HIHI : hahah vac ban comingg

Shabaka: good team
AnActualApple: you're part of the problem lol
Shabaka: stfu :D
AnActualApple: no :D
Shabaka: ofc :D ask ur sister bastard

Raven8400: fuck you apple
Raven8400: stop use bitchs trap
AnActualApple: :D <3
Raven8400: stfu
AnActualApple: no :D
Raven8400: SHUT UP

Link Removed: tyhard

A UGANDAN WARRIOR: oh apple my and one and only love , why has thus dishearten me with great pain and sadnee, return to the apple of old kind and fair , my one and only apple return to the apple i once loved with great glee and happenis

english_3lite: Ill take that btchboy

BjornP: aple stop being a pussy

Shlopper: fuck you dva

Roach: suck my dick

GrandWin: EZ
GrandWin: VERY EZ
GrandWin: SUCK IT
GrandWin: MORONS

AliEz: plat trash
AliEz: youre dogshit
AliEz: die in a fire/

Higgs: what the hell
Higgs: actual apple wtf
Higgs: fuck you actual apple
Higgs: wasting a good door

AFK: i think u r bot

Vicsise: gay

*DEAD* Policarpo Baher Stampanoni: f u apple

Player: dva
Player: you suck at it
Player: i am diamond player
Player: dva WAS BADDD
Player: YOU
Player: S U C K
Player: SUCK
Player: SUCK

roligaleo: 2v1 nice
roligaleo: 3v1
roligaleo: you all suck

An Actual Apple: i am nikola tesla
PepeJebus: nah your nicola sturgeon you fucking dyke bitch

Dr_EV1L: how old are you pal?
Dr_EV1L: you still believe in santa?
Favorite Game
PepeJebus Jul 2, 2018 @ 9:17am 
Uncle_Scrumpy Jun 20, 2018 @ 9:35am 
Prepare your♥♥♥♥♥♥ the Notorious G.A.B.E is comin'.
PepeJebus Mar 31, 2018 @ 10:38am 
PepeJebus Mar 31, 2018 @ 9:59am 
You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.
PepeJebus Mar 31, 2018 @ 9:59am 
What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin.