Zelaird Gervik
Neurax Worm who originated from   Antarctica
 
 
I have a website - https://www.zelairdguides.net
I own 8 out of the 12 possible Strange Collector weapons
World Record holder for longest Plague Inc game (At 8 hours, 5 minutes.)
https://youtu.be/RIOi5Op_Wqo
Also, if we haven't talked to a while please message me first, I kinda suck when it comes to that since I got 200+ friends DX
See my "VAC Ban's" below
https://imgur.com/a/Wg264qd
https://gyazo.com/1ae983aca8ab6f10267645da79810ca9
*Notices your not possible vac ban*
OwO whats this?
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I make YouTube videos too
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFVGIAS1xJSxNhre1X3VOAA/

Oh, and animations

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oyh6B7zp4KE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPxAOeNZnz0

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4:56 PM - Cyber the Dragon: What the ♥♥♥♥?
4:56 PM - poni³ InsaneRacer97: It's me thinking
4:56 PM - Cyber the Dragon: *I'd facepalm*
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186 Hours played
This game is a complete trainwreck

Here's a simplified list of all the problems I've encountered after almost 50 hours in the multiplayer

CUSTOMISATION

343 lied (or misled) people into thinking you could get everything in the battlepass.
https://www.reddit.com/r/halo/comments/qzmn49/343s_dec_2020_waypoint_blog_about_their_intent/

Here's a video snippet from 343 talking about the rewards and customisation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4ATKxz9PFc

There's also this: https://www.reddit.com/r/halo/comments/qzhc8m/with_all_88_store_bundles_leaked_you_will_have_to/


As well as:

  • You can't make your own emblem
  • You don't get anything for playing MCC, no multiplayer skins, no cool LASO armor, nothing
  • You can't buy skins for one core and use them on another
  • You can't use Noble Team cosmetics on their own, they're part of an "armor kit"
  • Currently, you can't paint your armor white, or pink, you have to pay for that

GENERAL PROGRESSION

As of writing this (11/23) the only way to get xp is through weekly or daily challenges. The daily challenges are capped at 50xp and run out after ~40 games, which gets you 2 levels on the battle pass.

There is 0 stats sheets. As in I CANNOT SEE MY W/L RATIO OR MY KDR. IT ISN'T ON THE WAYPOINT WEBSITE EITHER.

I've played over 70 games of BTB and have only seen 5 Scorpions and 2 Banshees, they all dropped during the last few minutes of the game. This wouldn't be bad if you didn't have challenges dedicated to destroying enemy vehicles. The only real consist way to get vehicles is to play Fiesta... which is 4v4

There is no way to get premium currency without buying it. No there's no premium currency in the battle pass either

TENRAI EVENT
  • 16 of the 30 tiers are XP grants/challenge swaps
  • The left and right shoulders are separate, AND 5 tiers away from one another
  • You can only do 7 levels in the event each week it's out. Oh yeah, and the left shoulder pad is level 10, probably to encourage you to buy the $35 worth of premium armor in the shop
  • Event challenges come in at an RNG pace, which means your weekly challenges can block you from doing the event challenges
  • YOU CANNOT FINISH THE BATTLE PASS IN ONE WEEK, YOU ARE CAPPED AT 7 LEVELS, SO IF YOU MISSED A WEEK, OR COULDN'T FINISH IT IN TIME...WHOOPS!

Here's 343 misleading people by using paid items to advertise their "free" event.
https://www.reddit.com/r/halo/comments/r0mvwy/343_should_not_be_using_paid_items_to_advertise/

The helmet showcased in the multiplayer trailer for the Tenrai event is something you cannot obtain unless you purchase it in the shop


GENERAL ANNOYING THINGS

Hit detection is ♥♥♥♥, I've actually been killed from around the corner by bullets.

The UI/UX is extremely ugly and cumbersome

No post game lobbies

BTB maps honestly suck for vehicles

Going into a menu while the game-timer is counter down will cancel the timer.

Forge will be in season 3 (Roughly August)




The game is not in Beta if the cash shop is fully working on Day 1
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Finally got a furaffnity + PC Specs
You can find my artwork in my artwork section, but I'm moving them to furaffinity for convience
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/zelairdgervik/

I like using showcases to flex profile length and seem like I'm cool even though I'm wasting points on stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ B)


PC Specs:

Case
Acer Nitro 50

Processor
Intel(R) Core(TM) i5-9400F CPU @ 2.90GHz

Motherboard
AMD B450 chipset

Memory (RAM)
16GB

Graphics Card
Radeon RX 570 Series

Hard Disk
1TB

Operating System
Windows 10

Keyboard
RK Royal Kludge Typewriter Style Mechanical Keyboard with RGB back lighting and round keycaps

Mouse
Redragon M908 IMPACT MMO Gaming Mouse

VR Headset
Rift S

Steering Wheel & Pedals
Logitech G29
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Humiliating Scammers
Hey guys, so I'm actually running out of space to put these stories. Crazy right? I have a pastebin page with all the NEW scam stories that I receive.

https://pastebin.com/RSHmtq5x
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[13:19]
[] InsaneRacer97:
hai

[13:20]
BULU:
i was wondering if you want to trade?

[13:20]
[] InsaneRacer97:
depends
what is it?

[13:21]
BULU:
btway why do you have a pending banned report? is that true that your involve on that Fraud Thing.

[13:21]
[] InsaneRacer97:
yes, it is true, i stole memes from black people to pay for my legal weed
so yeah, i got a fraud thingy

*♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fraud report here*

[13:22]
[] InsaneRacer97:
yep, that's me
see? i need to pay for my weed somehow

[13:23]
BULU:
you need to suck my ♥♥♥♥ to fix it

[13:23]
[] InsaneRacer97:
i'm already gay
you?
i'm into anal diaper vore with scammers like you

Error adding Friend. Communication between you and this user has been blocked.
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[22:24]
Lɪғᴀ:
Hello good day.

[22:24]
Sgt. [] InsaneRace:
yes hello, i am here to talk to you about me duplicated items, and about the new toaster i have won
i would like to get my toaster as soon as possible after this is done

[22:25]
Lɪғᴀ:
Give me a sec , I will check your steam account status

[22:25]
Sgt. [] InsaneRace:
alrighty

[22:26]
Lɪғᴀ:
What do you mean?
Toaster?

[22:27]
Sgt. [] InsaneRace:
well, i was told i could aquire a new toaster after this is done
but lets get my items sorted out first
then we can discuss the types of toasters
and the colours, oh my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ god

[22:28]
Lɪғᴀ:
https://steamusercontent-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/955224298839330112/BECD3A2E41DE662529973544CBA411B5022CA98E/

I have noticed that you have a pending deleting account report issued on your profile, random user(s) reported you for having duplicated items.

[22:28]
Sgt. [] InsaneRace:
hmmm
how do i fix that?

[22:29]
Lɪғᴀ:
Are you aware that if you cant prove yourself here that your item is in good condition your account will be deleted on steam permanently?

[22:29]
Sgt. [] InsaneRace:
Does this mean I can't get the toaster?
I'm really looking foward to getting it

[22:30]
Lɪғᴀ:
What site?

[22:30]
Sgt. [] InsaneRace:
Well, I was thinking Amazon to start, but shipping is expensive
How about Walmart?
They have a nice selection of toasters for purchase

[22:31]
Lɪғᴀ:
May you please send me your trade offer link so I can check if you really are involved

[22:31]
Sgt. [] InsaneRace:
Involved with what?

[22:32]
Lɪғᴀ:
Just follow.

[22:32]
Sgt. [] InsaneRace:
Okay.
I'm sorry, but I can't send my trade offer link
Is there another way?
Can't you check them in my inventory?

[22:34]
Lɪғᴀ:
Just follow.

[22:34]
Sgt. [] InsaneRace:
I just said I can'
t send it
Is there another way?
I can give you my valid ID

[22:35]
Lɪғᴀ:
https://steamusercontent-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/955224298839349952/1A184802A0329D23B6EF89649FF7E56EEE04B7BD/

Just follow the video.

[22:35]
Sgt. [] InsaneRace:
I've tried sending it, but I keep getting an error
I'm sorry
But back on the topic of toasters, I found this nice one that can make crossiants, I can pay the shipping if you buy it for me.

https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/951846497520125270/D5FBAC362E0F6709A802D6A0CF29282B24D5C18A/

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Sgt. [] InsaneRace has ended voice chat.

Sgt. [] InsaneRace has opened voice chat. Waiting on Lɪғᴀ to join.

Sgt. [] InsaneRace has ended voice chat.

Sgt. [] InsaneRace has opened voice chat. Waiting on Lɪғᴀ to join.

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[19:41]
𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌:
Good day!
How can I help you?

[19:42]
Sgt. InsaneRacer97:
Yes, I've been false reported for duped items, and I also would like to redeem my free toaster

[19:42]
𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌:
Give me a sec, I will check your steam account status.
https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/952975420593615650/822433701E066C48DDA2B004D4E77BA4868651FB/

I have noticed that you have a pending deletion account report issued on your profile, random user(s) reported you for having a duplicate items.
Please comply

[19:45]
Sgt. InsaneRacer97:
With what?

[19:45]
𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌:
Are you aware that your account will be deleted on steam permanently if you can't prove yourself here that your item(s) is in good condition?

[19:46]
Sgt. InsaneRacer97:
How long do I have?

[19:46]
𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌:
All you need to do here is to make an appeal and prove that your item(s) is in a good condition and it was a false accusation so that I will cancel the pending deletion in your account. Is that clear?

[19:47]
Sgt. InsaneRacer97:
Yeah but, you didn’t tell me how long I have

[19:47]
𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌:
What do you mean how long you have?

[19:48]
Sgt. InsaneRacer97:
Well, how long until the ban happens

[19:49]
𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌:
Like I said, all you need to do here is to make an appeal and prove that your items is in a good condition and it was a false accusation so that I will cancel the pending deletion in your account. Is that clear?

[19:50]
Sgt. InsaneRacer97:
Does that mean I can't get my toaster?
and sure, i'll comply

[19:51]
𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌:
May you please send me your Trade URL so I can check if you are really involved?

[19:51]
Sgt. InsaneRacer97:
Trade Offer URL:
https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=165579778&token=fUuIQKgr

[19:52]
𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌:
Please take note that it only takes 2-5 minutes to verify your items then you will receive it back understood?
We take the reported items which are dupe, kindly check your steam notification to proceed the verification?
Are you still with me?

[19:57]
Sgt. InsaneRacer97:
sure

[19:57]
𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌:
Please take your time and to comply with this matter
Noted: You will get them back after 2-3 minutes.

[19:58]
Sgt. InsaneRacer97:
what matter?

[19:58]
𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌:
Are you going to comply or not?

[19:58]
Sgt. InsaneRacer97:
yeah sure

[19:58]
𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌:
https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/952975420593660272/94266CFCA28C88CCD7EE5B78E27DD15A07E5EDBE/

[19:58]
Sgt. InsaneRacer97:
i'll get my toaster after this, right?

[19:59]
𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌:
Yes ofcourse
https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/952975420593661691/91C025EFC673C8E2CA72427A9113AE0B01E52A06/

Failure to comply will take the consequence for the said issue.

[19:59]
Sgt. InsaneRacer97:
What's the issue again?

[20:00]
𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌:
Kindly go to your steam notification and accept the verification process
I am giving you 10 minutes to comply
Are you done accepting it?

[20:02]
Sgt. InsaneRacer97:
Obviously not, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

[20:03]
𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌:
Alright we will proceed to the account deletion

[20:03]
Sgt. InsaneRacer97:
....
Do I still get the toaster?
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