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30.9 hrs on record (30.0 hrs at review time)
How to get the best experience in this game? The answer is actually really simple, its not in the graphics, or the guns you pick, but how drunk you, and your team mates are while playing
Posted January 29, 2018.
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16.9 hrs on record (6.0 hrs at review time)
typical experience
>me nad friends argue about what server to join
>i finally tell them i found a good one
>i join humans, he joins zombies
>leh me and leh him alone, when suddenly a wild man joins in
>hes a little kid
>he proceeds to shoot me and tbag my downed body,
>he turns out to be british
>he cusses me the f**k out
>i tell him to watch his *** **** language or else i will ****ing **** his ****ing @**hole
>he cries and says ok
>he revives me
>we take on the zombies like pros,
>i accidentally drop my gun
>he runs over like sonic on speed and takes my gun
>i ask if i can have it back
>he leaves the server
>the safe room is right there
>but all of germany in zombies is behind me
>i kill them all with my bare hands
>i walk ointo the safe room
>suddenly "hah, it appears your plan has gone fatally wrong"
>i turn around in confusion, cuz all my team mates are dead,
>it turns out to be none other than boomer
>suddenly "ALLAHU AKBAR"
>he blows up on me, then a jockey jumps onto me and rides me into a freshly spawned tank
>turns out the witch decides to join in as well
>the tank then tells me to suck on his big, bulky monster penis
>i do
>suddenly the witch attaches a strap on, and ♥♥♥♥ in though my bvtthole
>the boomer begins fapping
>"AHHHHHHHHH NO, STOP IT, YOUR EMBARASSING ME" i say
>hell no b*tch" says tank
>he pulls me out of him
>i continue to make a full sprint towards the safe room,
>they all chase me
> i close the door as fast as i can
>You WIN!
>suddnly tank with his mighty pen1s powers bashes the door down
>repeats process
(btw the jockey was just sitting there watching it all

in all of the games i have played, this is so far the best
Posted January 5, 2017. Last edited January 5, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
46.2 hrs on record
The city, the city is haunted,
By ghosts (ghosts) from broken homes (homes)
Because this city, this city is haunted
There's no hope (hope) left for these souls (souls)

but anyways, its a pretty good game
Posted December 29, 2016.
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1 person found this review funny
2.1 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
uh, i think i need mental help guys,
i played the columbine level...


and actually enjoyed it
Posted July 15, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
184.3 hrs on record (48.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
this game has causeds me to have the following
-anarexia
-Intermittent explosive disorder
-Asbergers
-anger management classes
-turettes
-skytzophrenia
-ADHD
-Cancer
-Oppositional Defiant Disorder
-Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
and Bipolar!

if you want these disorders, download this game now!
with a side of diabetes, for 5.00 more! :D
Posted March 8, 2016. Last edited March 8, 2016.
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278.8 hrs on record (167.8 hrs at review time)
pretty good game
pros:
- way more weapons than minecraft
- way more blocks than minecraft
- more detailed than minecraft
- more enemies than minecraft
- easier server setup than minecraft (trust me, it can and usually will get pretty hard to set up a proper minecraft server)
- more armor than minecraft
- more mechanical stuff
cons:
cant get high in this game

8/10 overall
Posted February 2, 2016.
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0.2 hrs on record
you play as ♥♥♥♥ mcdork E. a Man living the fancy life, you start your day at 3:22, you then go to the toilet and a weird sound plays, you then have to go eat brekfast, you open your fasncy fridge, and take out a fancy nothing,you decide shrimp would be a better option, you go over to the fancy bowl of diamond and gold crustatians,take one out, and te most realistic and slurpy, i mean, crunchy sound plays, you liked eating them, even though you know that,well , you know, they are blocky and tasted amazing, you then decide to go to your computer, there a wannabe female stripper (secretely a man) asks you seducive questions that are c.a.h (cliche as heck)you then go to take your meds, you realize that the drawer full of them is now empty, so you switch on the magic switch that blows your houses fuse. you then go to the room behind the bed, and you jump on the chair, you get around a play noose and kick the chair back, but you eralize your to tall to do that, so you go back to bed, thus continuing the process the next day
Posted October 10, 2015.
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41 people found this review helpful
97 people found this review funny
3.0 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)
SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS, SEND SHIVERS DOWN YOUR SPINE
Posted August 21, 2015.
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16.7 hrs on record (12.7 hrs at review time)
dis is micheal bay x10
not to mention, it hasmultiplayer support
Posted June 2, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record
vikings with dinosours - check
vikings with guns - check
hitlers new name is kung furher - check
a arcade that kills by flipping off ppl - check
cheesy 80's storyline - check
a fatherly figure - check

in conclusion
its a collamity of nerds, sweden, and gun wielding vikings 11/10
Posted June 1, 2015.
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