Korean Jesus
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𝖎𝖙'𝖘 K𝖔𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖓 𝖏𝖊𝖘𝖚𝖘, 𝖒𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖋𝖚𝖈K𝖊𝖗.
(𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕧𝕚𝕖𝕨 𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕖 𝕚𝕟𝕗𝕠 ⬇)
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Some Info:
I don't take pugging too seriously but I am an esea rank A. Very few people are higher than this (despite what many say. Almost all of them are liars and have no idea what it takes lmao). I do take the 1v1 ladder seriously, however, and I am within the top20 in NA in esea 1v1s. Currently looking for a CS:GO team to play esea with.

I am also a trader of high tier items. I haven't been trading as much recently, mostly selling skins to get money on opskins, so contact me if you are interested in that side of things.

A Closing Note:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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1.

Please read this entire description box before attempting to trade with me!
I idle alot in-game (especially in GTA V and TF2,) so don't always expect an immediate answer
This goes without trading, but make sure you're trading with me! I'm level 153 and a SR donator.

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Here are my links:
Trade offer link
[ http://steamcommunity.com/groups/CSGOREPorts/discussions/5/1693788384136042423 ]My rep thread[/url]
CS:GO Inventory
TF2 Inventory
CSGL profile (rarely used) [csgolounge.com]
Backpack.tf profile [backpack.tf]
Bazaar.tf profile [bazaar.tf]
Tf2 Outpost profile [www.tf2outpost.com]


I rarely use bazaar and outpost but do so occasionally. (Actually not anymore i sold everything out of tf2 lol)
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Profile name: Korean Jesus (or any similar variant)
| steam3ID: [U:1:196652838]
| steamID32: STEAM_0:0:98326419
| steamID64: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198156918566
| customURL: http://steamcommunity.com/id/alec935
| steamrep: http://steamrep.com/profiles/76561198156918566

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Info about trades!

If you want to trade with me, send me an offer!! Trade offer link .
I won't accept your friend request if you have private profile or if you don't have anything that could be of interest to me.
Before adding me, leave a comment on my profile with your reason for doing so. If you have a high level account (lvl 70+)leverage is given, but an under level 10 account will almost surely be rejected if a comment is not written.
Everything in my inventory is up for trade, so feel free to offer.
I consider any kind of offer, just no need to lowball.

I have been the "attempted victim" of perhaps hundreds of scam attempts, but I have never fallen for even one of them. Consider that you will only be wasting your own time, as well as mine, should you consider trying to scam me. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO SCAM ME!!!!!
There are definitely easier targets out there :)


DONT FUCKING BEG EITHER
:NletterNKOA::NO_:

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Reasons why I added you

To sell knives or skins
To trade for items to items which involves downgrading or upgrading
We played together in-game.
I want to discuss something with you.
Most often, I add people for friendly reasons.

Reasons why to accept your friend request

You're a certified legit trader.
You wanted to buy my stuff, leaving a comment on my profile.
You have referrals that I should accept your requests.

Some Quick Points:

6. Remember that I have other inventories with many items that I can use during trades -- don't be discouraged if you only see CS:GO keys in this account!

7. I have recently gotten back into TF2 Trading. My guidelines are as follows:
a) I do not accept robo-hats
b) I do not accept duped items, unless sold for a massive discount
c) I do not offer CS:GO keys in the same quantity as TF2 keys when buying TF2 items, as the CS:GO keys are worth more.

With TF2, all of my items are on this account, within this inventory. I REALLY wish I had screenshotted my sick tf2 sunbeam set comprised of sunbeams peak and holy grail conga, along with a vivid plasma hazmat and bonk boy
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SAMESHIT 3 May @ 5:23am 
+rep offer sent
shweggy 30 Apr @ 11:07pm 
I love you <3 (I'll always love your sandwiches hunny)
No soy Nazi 28 Mar @ 5:31am 
I want to buy your howl
SMASH [S.W.O.R.D] ☪ 28 Feb @ 9:30pm 
+rep ✪ You're so kind. ✪
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+Rep normie
xiiinnyyy 9 Feb @ 3:47pm 
hahaha that description is fucking hilarious thanks for the laugh xDD