Recent reviews by Aiub

Ah... Valentine's Day... Time to punch faces and kick some ass!

I feel extremely guilty for telling a girl she'd always be my dearest friend.
I'm sorry, we are not friends, PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
10/S A D

It's fun to die alone since my friends won't die with me... c:

Worst decision I ever made was buying this on pre-release instead of getting Xenoverse.
The game was unplayable when it came out, took over a month for it to be playable again.
Thanks to that the PC player base is not very big, and the devs decided to drop support for PC.
If I hadn't played more than 2 hours of it I'd have asked for a refund.

I used to think, that we, were forever-ever,
And I used to say: Never say never.

What is this? I don't even...

Best game ever!
Do some clicking, get money, buy stuff, some more clicking, get managers do do auto-clicking for you, get rich...
It gives you this fake sense of accomplishment... your life might suck, but at least you rock on fake businesses.
And it has those insane achievements! They might look easy to get, but once you get further in game you'll notice it will drain your life to buy 3000 of everything, or even 100... therefore it will take you a long time to finish it.
11/10 will give my love, my life and my soul to this game.

Drills work, fake!
11/10 waiting for more

Best death simulator ever!
When I read about this game before I thought people were joking, but no, you'll actually die like all the time.
I've made to Queen after 3 hours of dying, and it was awesome...
For me to become queen, my dad had to reveal my mom's death secret, I had to promisse marrying some random dude who invaded the castle and had to live 2 weeks under his control... then... BAM! when I least expected I was 15 and the High Priest was crowning me!
Now gotta die some more to unlock all the achievements.
ALL HAIL TO MOE DEATH SIMULATOR!

Once you play The Expendabros you'll turn into a Murrican, bro! It's brotastic!