Idiot kid

𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕒𝕕𝕕𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕤𝕟𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕨𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕖 𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕣𝕤... 𝕚𝕥𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕀 𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕣𝕖𝕞𝕖𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕖𝕤 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕓𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕪 𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕘𝕠𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕞𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕞𝕒𝕕𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕞.
𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕚𝕤 𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕣. 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕞𝕠𝕧𝕚𝕖 𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕤 𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖. ℕ𝕠 𝕡𝕠𝕤𝕥-𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕕𝕚𝕥 𝕤𝕔𝕖𝕟𝕖.

υׁׅꪀׁׅ⨍ꭈׁׅꪱׁׅꫀׁׅܻꪀׁׅժׁׅ݊ꪱׁׅꪀׁׅᧁׁ ⨍ᨵׁׅꭈׁׅꫀׁׅܻ᥎꫶ׁׅꫀׁׅܻꭈׁׅ

𝕚𝕕𝕚𝕠𝕥 𝕒𝕝𝕨𝕒𝕪𝕤 𝕒𝕤𝕜 𝕞𝕖, 𝕦𝕚𝕕? 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕚𝕞 𝕕𝕠𝕟𝕥 𝕒𝕟𝕤𝕨𝕖𝕣, 𝕚 𝕝𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕣𝕖𝕓𝕠𝕒𝕣𝕕 𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕜♛ (◣◢)

#include <iostream>

void forYou() {
for (int i = 0; i < 1337; i++) {
std::cout << "-REP N***A\n";
}
}

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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