=EBS=The Provoked Prawn
Age   Colchester, Essex, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
I am Age, community leader of Enemy Boat Spotted
( http://www.enemyboat.co.uk) , contributing editor at Pocket-lint (https://www.pocket-lint.com/) . I'm also the Provoked Prawn https://www.youtube.com/user/TheProvokedPrawn/
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After landing on nothing but inhospitable, dangerous worlds, full of radiation, acid rain and unrelenting firestorms, I was happy to find myself on a fairly dry planet that bore a striking resemblence to Arizona.

After scanning a nearby cactus and some rocks for cold hard cash, I spotted a weird looking creature lumbering around. Sidling up to it I tried to make friends by giving him something to snack on. He accepted my gift graciously. As I stood watching, waiting for him to either poop or lead me to hidden treasures, a larger and much more hideous creature appeared from behind a rock. This new beast immediately bashed my new buddy with what I can only assume was his giant alien manhood. My friend was dead and now my only course of action was to blast the new beast with my Ray gun.

10/10, would avenge a pooping alien again.

A related screenshot...
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1463105430
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=EBS= Sir_Henry_Deadman Jan 4 @ 3:08pm 
:r6target:
CoolWiener Aug 25, 2013 @ 11:19am 
Rock hard baby :g:
=EBS= Berkman Lord Aug 24, 2013 @ 3:20am 
Keep on rockin' <3
Kastagir Jan 3, 2013 @ 2:11pm 
Your mum.
Quinn Dec 24, 2009 @ 5:26am 
I love Age.