=EBS=The Provoked Prawn
Age   Essex, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
I am Age, community leader of Enemy Boat Spotted, contributing editor at Pocket-lint. I'm also the Provoked Prawn https://www.youtube.com/user/TheProvokedPrawn/
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I've had all sorts of fun with Kingdom Come.

There are many different ways to play, but there's nothing more enjoyable that waiting until night to sneak into a bandit camp and slit all their throats while they're sound asleep in their straw beds.

Once that's done, I'll rob them blind, then be massively overburdened with both gear and guilt, so I'll lay down for a nap next to their still warm corpses, only to find my slumber rudely disturbed by their mates coming back from patrol.

Of course, I'm then forced to deal with them too. But now I've thinned the herd, that's no big deal. I'll slice off their ears and give them to the local knight for my reward before making my way to the nearest weapons merchant to sell off all my stolen plunder.

As if that wasn't enough to satisfy my hunger for mischief, I'll then brew up a padfoot potion to improve my lock picking abilities and sneak into the back of the shop and steal everything I just sold to the unsuspecting soul. Then I can sell it all again to the local miller, because he's too shady to care anyway. Doubled my profits and had a heck of a time doing it as well.

10/10 would slice throats for cash again.

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=EBS=The Provoked Prawn Oct 29, 2019 @ 2:53pm 
Idle hands are the devil's plaything.
Sir Henry Deadman Jan 4, 2018 @ 3:08pm 
:r6target:
CoolWiener Aug 25, 2013 @ 11:19am 
Rock hard baby :g:
=EBS= Berkman Lord Aug 24, 2013 @ 3:20am 
Keep on rockin' <3
Quinn Dec 24, 2009 @ 5:26am 
I love Age.