Big Trader
Adrian   Sofiya, Bulgaria
Trading since the release of HAT FORTRESS.
Also creator of awesome avatars

I wanna be special.
Alice where are you?
Fortes Fortuna adiuvat

To Joseph Stalin: Stop sending people to kill me! We've already captured five of them, one of them with a bomb and another with a rifle... If you don't stop sending killers, I'll send a very fast working one to Moscow and I certainly won't have to send another

"You're asking me why? I did it cause I was bored

A man chooses; a slave obeys.-Andrew Ryan

"We don't have to dream that we're important." – Mr. House

Winners are righteous, and losers are evil-12th

"If the king does not lead, how can he expect his subordinates to follow?-Lelouch Vi Britannia

Nothing ventured,nothing gained

Let hope inspire you but do not let idealism blind you.

Whether it’s good or bad, it’s so unfortunate to wake up during a dream

Why am i so bald?-Arnas Baubkus

And when the despair ends Johnie will come out ;)

SCP-1440: Should you choose to challenge Death to a game of cards for your life, there is one thing you must never do.

Dr. ████: And what is that?

SCP-1440: Win.

You are not you—you have no body, no blood, no bones, you are but a thought. I myself have no existence; I am but a dream—your dream, a creature of your imagination. In a moment you will have realized this, then you will banish me from your visions and I shall dissolve into the nothingness out of which you made me.
In a little while you will be alone in shoreless space, to wander its limitless solitudes without friend or comrade forever—for you will remain a thought, the only existent thought, and by your nature inextinguishable, indestructible. But I, your poor servant, have revealed you to yourself and set you free. Dream other dreams, and better!
Strange! that you should not have suspected years ago—centuries, ages, eons, ago!—for you have existed, companionless, through all the eternities.
Strange, indeed, that you should not have suspected that your universe and its contents were only dreams, visions, fiction! Strange, because they are so frankly and hysterically insane—like all dreams: a God who could make good children as easily as bad, yet preferred to make bad ones; who could have made every one of them happy, yet never made a single happy one; who made them prize their bitter life, yet stingily cut it short; who gave his angels eternal happiness unearned, yet required his other children to earn it; who gave his angels painless lives, yet cursed his other children with biting miseries and maladies of mind and body; who mouths justice and invented hell—mouths mercy and invented hell—mouths Golden Rules, and forgiveness multiplied by seventy times seven, and invented hell; who mouths morals to other people and has none himself; who frowns upon crimes, yet commits them all; who created man without invitation, then tries to shuffle the responsibility for man's acts upon man, instead of honorably placing it where it belongs, upon himself; and finally, with altogether divine obtuseness, invites a poor, abused slave to worship him!
You perceive, now, that these things are all impossible except in a dream. You perceive that they are pure and puerile insanities, the silly creations of an imagination that is not conscious of its freaks—in a word, that they are a dream, and you the maker of it. The dream-marks are all present; you should have recognized them earlier.
It is true, that which I have revealed to you; there is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream—a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought—a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities!-Mysterious Stranger

You are the most beautiful thing my eyes have ever seen...though I'm a skeleton. I don't have eyes.SKULL JOKE - YOHOHOHOOOOHHOHOOH!!!!!!!
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Spliffi Oct 7, 2018 @ 2:57am 
Have a great... mushroom!

Mama Schwamph Oct 4, 2018 @ 10:25am 
Yes i could smell them through my screen :'(
Mama Schwamph Oct 2, 2018 @ 10:33am 
Spliffi Jul 10, 2018 @ 10:47am 
Spliffi Mar 17, 2018 @ 1:20pm 
Parker Solar Probe launch in...
135 days, 01 hours, 39 minutes

 :BlackPug::drstar::BlackPug::BlackPug::BlackPug::BlackPug::BlackPug: ! :csdsmile:
Mama Schwamph Feb 16, 2018 @ 4:02am 
A dog?? U blind?? It's a donkey ffs!