A Degenerate
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Jackie chan has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
Jackie, can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Jackie chan

Jackie chan has got it goin' on [2x]

Jackie, do you remember when I mowed your lawn? (mowed your lawn)
Your mom came out with just a towel on (towel on)
I could tell she liked me from the way she stared (the way she stared)
And the way she said, "You missed a spot over there." (a spot over there)

And I know that you think it's just a fantasy
But since your dad walked out, your mom could use a guy like me
Jackie chan has got it goin' on
She's all I want, and I've waited for so long
Jackie, can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Jackie chan

Jackie chan has got it goin' on (she's got it goin' on)
She's all I want and I've waited for so long (waited and waited),
jackie can't you see you're just not the girl for me,
I know it might be wrong...
I'm in love with Jackie chan, oh, oh
I'm in love with Jackie chan, oh, oh (wait a minute)
Jackie can't you see you're just not the girl for me,
I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with jackie chan

Random chats that i have had with freinds

3:16 PM - A Degenerate: you know how the ciditel gets destroyed in hl2 episode 2 it's not becuase they blew it up it was becuase alyx was too thicc and destroyed the black hole genorator with her thicc ass
3:16 PM - Ghost: ok
3:17 PM - Ghost: wtf do you think that cirular as thing in the sky is coming from
3:17 PM - Ghost: THE FUCKING CITADEL
3:17 PM - A Degenerate: i know
3:17 PM - Ghost: l_l
3:17 PM - A Degenerate: but thats what they want you to think
3:17 PM - A Degenerate: it's actualy alyxs asshole
3:17 PM - A Degenerate: pretruding from the sky
3:18 PM - Ghost: NO
3:18 PM - Ghost: MOTHER FUCKER
3:18 PM - Ghost: NO
3:18 PM - Ghost: N
3:18 PM - Ghost: ON
3:18 PM - Ghost: ON
3:18 PM - Ghost: ON
3:18 PM - A Degenerate: and as gordong freeman the missle that you launch at the end of the game is actualy
3:18 PM - Ghost: ONON
3:18 PM - Ghost: ONONONO
3:18 PM - A Degenerate: a massive dilldoe
3:18 PM - Ghost: NO
3:18 PM - A Degenerate: and your launching it into the hole in the sky
3:18 PM - Ghost: 0-0
3:18 PM - A Degenerate: the entire purpose of the game is to put alyx into a climax

1:38 PM - Mem3: shitposting ft guy fiery
1:38 PM - A Degenerate: oh cool
1:38 PM - A Degenerate: i know that guy
1:38 PM - A Degenerate: he eats
1:38 PM - A Degenerate: alot of ass on camera
1:39 PM - A Degenerate: i very much enjoy his perfession
1:39 PM - A Degenerate: he gives me
1:39 PM - A Degenerate: joy
1:39 PM - A Degenerate: and
1:39 PM - A Degenerate: his
1:39 PM - A Degenerate: thiccness makes me moist
1:39 PM - A Degenerate: i wish daddy fiery would eat my ass one day
1:40 PM - A Degenerate: and give me succi succi
1:40 PM - A Degenerate: so i can blow my load in daddy fierys thicc face
1:41 PM - Mem3: w.tf
1:41 PM - A Degenerate: hahaha
1:42 PM - A Degenerate: i didn't think i would get a reaction from you out of anybody
1:42 PM - Mem3: boy what did i say about picking up prositutes?
1:43 PM - A Degenerate: not to do it but my uncle vince told me it's a good work out to fuck a prositute
1:43 PM - Mem3: VINCE HAS BEEN DEAD FOR THE PAST 5 HOURS
1:43 PM - A Degenerate: yeah i know
1:43 PM - Mem3: BECAUSE I MURDERED HIM
1:44 PM - A Degenerate: he choked to death on shamwows
1:44 PM - A Degenerate: you
1:44 PM - A Degenerate: choked him to death with shamwows


















































































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