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MonacledPotato Mar 13, 2017 @ 7:21pm 
You wanna know what the dumbest creature on this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ planet is? Moths. Let me tell you how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dumb these idiots are. They are nocturnal meaning they only come out at night but when they do they are attracted to light. Let that sink in. They come out in the dark... and the obsess over light. You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ morons, haven't you heard of this thing called the sun? God I hate those stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
MonacledPotato Sep 30, 2016 @ 10:37pm 
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Skyzu Sep 7, 2016 @ 12:17am 
I sexually Identify as a steel beam. Ever since 9/11 I dreamed of getting drawn closer and closer to my melting point by jet fuel under the Twin Tower letting them drop on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a steel beam is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install steel beams and jet fuel on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Steel Beam” and respect my right to not melt by jet fuel and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a steeliphobe and need to check your metalical privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
MonacledPotato Sep 5, 2016 @ 7:08pm 
I sexually identify as a potato. Ever since I was a boy I have dreamed of being a potato and doing potato things as a part of potato society. People say to me that being a tasty species is impossible and that I'm a human, but I don't care. I'm a beautiful and strong tater. I'm having a plastic surgeon install potato arms, legs, a monocle, and a bulletproof tophat on my head. From now on, I want you to call me potato and respect my right to be eaten by humans. If you can't accept me you're a potato murdering potatophobe and you need to check your food privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Skyzu Aug 15, 2016 @ 11:14pm 
I sexually identify as Harambe the Lowland Gorilla. Ever since I was a boy I have dreamed of eating fruits and plants in the captivity of a zoo. People say to me that being an endangered Lowland Gorilla is impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded, but I don't care, I'm a beautiful and strong silverback. I'm having a plastic surgeon install Gorilla arms, legs, torso, and a bulletproof vest on my body. From now on, I want you to call me Harambe and respect my right to eat, live with, and ♥♥♥♥ other Gorillas. If you can't accept me you're a Gorilla murdering Zoophobe and you need to check your primate privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.