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Personal Achievements
 
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
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LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
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FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
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Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2015 @ 11:45am

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2015 @ 11:48am

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
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Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
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Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
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The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked Dec 30, 2015 @ 11:48am

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
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A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
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Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101
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Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked Dec 31, 2015 @ 7:02am

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

BFF

Lick a friend
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
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Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
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Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game
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Survive for your life

Survive 10 days
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game
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Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
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Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

I am Bread

Are you bread?
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
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Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2016 @ 3:46am

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Unlocked Jun 19, 2018 @ 7:05am

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2018 @ 7:05am

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2018 @ 7:05am

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2018 @ 7:05am

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2018 @ 7:05am

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2018 @ 7:05am

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2018 @ 7:05am

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2018 @ 7:05am

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2018 @ 7:05am

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2018 @ 7:05am

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2018 @ 7:05am

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2018 @ 7:05am

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2018 @ 7:05am

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2018 @ 7:05am

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2018 @ 7:05am

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2018 @ 7:05am

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2018 @ 7:05am

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2018 @ 7:05am

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2018 @ 7:05am

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2018 @ 7:05am

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2018 @ 7:05am

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.