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Spring Fresh

Clean any map adequately
Unlocked Nov 13, 2014 @ 12:13pm

Employee of the Month

Get the Employee of the Month reward for your office
Unlocked Nov 15, 2014 @ 1:02pm

You're Fired!

Get fired!
Unlocked Nov 14, 2014 @ 6:38pm

Blood Soaked

Spill 100 dirty buckets
Unlocked Dec 5, 2014 @ 5:53pm

Blaze of Glory

Incinerate 2000 items
Unlocked Nov 14, 2014 @ 10:55pm

Bloody Hell!

Mop up 10,000 splats
Unlocked Dec 5, 2014 @ 3:22pm

Who's for Dinner?

Get eaten
Unlocked Dec 5, 2014 @ 10:08pm

Top Brass

Pick up 800 casings
Unlocked Nov 22, 2014 @ 7:31pm

Taking Out the Trash

Pick up 1000 pieces of trash
Unlocked Feb 24, 2015 @ 2:17pm

Ubermensch

Speedrun a map with at least %25 par time to spare
Unlocked Feb 24, 2015 @ 2:06pm

Pedestrian

Track over 20,000 footprints
Unlocked Mar 27, 2016 @ 10:21am

Bins? Limbs!

Suffer the wrath of the Bin machine 75 times
Unlocked Dec 11, 2015 @ 7:51pm

First Aid

Restock a total of 50 medkits over your cleaning career by punching out of levels with medkits
Unlocked Nov 12, 2015 @ 10:30pm

The Nose Knows

Use the Sniffer for a total of 2 hours
Unlocked Jul 13, 2015 @ 12:56pm

Chew on This!

Throw 100 items into sand traps
Unlocked Dec 5, 2014 @ 8:17pm

Disintegrator

Fry 500 items with the plasma welder
Unlocked Jul 19, 2015 @ 7:47pm

The Mops Of Wrath

Complete Athena's Wrath Level
Unlocked Feb 24, 2015 @ 3:45pm

Anti-Virus

Complete Caduceus Level
Unlocked Jun 6, 2015 @ 5:50pm

Ice-Cold Cleana

Complete Cryogenesis Level
Unlocked Jul 17, 2015 @ 8:32pm

Sandblasted

Complete Unearthly Excavation Level
Unlocked Jul 17, 2015 @ 6:19pm

Pine Fresh

Complete Hydroponic Hell Level
Unlocked Nov 24, 2015 @ 5:07pm

Surgical Sweeper

Complete Evil Science Level
Unlocked Jul 19, 2015 @ 4:35pm

Deep-Sea Dry-cleaning

Complete Paintenance Level
Unlocked Jun 4, 2015 @ 8:02pm

Operation Brownwash

Complete Waste Disposal Level
Unlocked Jun 6, 2015 @ 3:19pm

Refined

Complete Unrefinery Level
Unlocked Feb 24, 2015 @ 1:41pm

One Mop To Rule Them All

Complete All major Official Levels
Unlocked Nov 24, 2015 @ 5:07pm

Louis and Clean

Complete Gravity Drive Level
Unlocked Jul 13, 2015 @ 1:20pm

Big Banger Burnout

Tame the uncontrollable fury of the Big Banger by incinerating it
Unlocked Jun 4, 2015 @ 3:52pm

Clean Freak

Cleanup your own personal Office by removing any Trash, Viscera and Blood; excluding trophies, then leave
Unlocked Jul 13, 2015 @ 1:20pm

Employee of the Year

Receive 12 Employee of the Month awards
Unlocked Jul 13, 2015 @ 1:20pm

Identity Theft

Steal 30 or more Personal Identification Devices (P.I.Ds) from cleaned levels and take them to your office
Unlocked Jul 17, 2015 @ 6:19pm

Bring the Thunder

Take the Big Banger Supernova out of Unearthly Excavation and into another work-site and turn it on
Unlocked Jul 17, 2015 @ 6:32pm

Master of the Beats

Turn off the Big Banger while it's playing loudly(keep your music volume up too) in zero-gravity during a Solo game
Unlocked Jul 19, 2015 @ 7:10pm

Plague Bearer

Transfer a Goo-Jar to another work-site and infect something
Unlocked Jul 19, 2015 @ 1:00pm

Head Hunter

Collect a head from each species in cleaned levels and take them to your office
Unlocked Jul 19, 2015 @ 8:43pm

Brushed Steel

Complete Revolutionary Robotics Level
Unlocked Nov 12, 2015 @ 10:30pm

Bushwhacked

Complete Overgrowth Level
Unlocked Nov 9, 2015 @ 8:58pm

Bob's Legacy

Find Bob
Unlocked Jan 18, 2016 @ 7:50pm

"Red Keycard"

Unlock Bob's super secret secret stash room
Unlocked Jan 18, 2016 @ 8:19pm

Keep It Secret, Keep It Safe

Find all the unique and hidden collectibles and return them to your office
Unlocked Jan 18, 2016 @ 8:19pm

Eggregious

Find all the hidden painted eggs and return them to your office
Unlocked Dec 21, 2015 @ 8:14pm

Lost in Space and Time

Get consumed by an inter-dimensional crack in space-time
Unlocked Dec 14, 2015 @ 1:43pm

Wicked Unliving

Collect the chainsaw, boomstick, cursed hand and the evil book and return them to your office
Unlocked Dec 14, 2015 @ 8:34pm

Thursday the 12th

Collect the mask and machete and return them to your office
Unlocked Dec 16, 2015 @ 9:15pm

Bad Dreams on Helm Street

Collect the clawed glove and return it to your office
Unlocked Dec 14, 2015 @ 8:34pm

Harroween

Collect the white mask and butcher knife and return them to your office
Unlocked Dec 14, 2015 @ 9:04pm

The Shimmering

Collect the axe and return it to your office
Unlocked Dec 14, 2015 @ 8:34pm

Never Put It On

Collect the ring and return it to your office
Unlocked Dec 14, 2015 @ 8:34pm

House of Honor

Clean the entire House of Horror level
Unlocked Dec 14, 2015 @ 8:34pm

Back From Whence It Came

Destroy the Bad Banger
Unlocked Dec 14, 2015 @ 9:44pm

Not Quite a Lumberjack

Destroy 200 items in the woodchipper
Unlocked Dec 14, 2015 @ 3:04pm

Cleanliness is Godliness

Completely clean all mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off
Unlocked Dec 11, 2015 @ 8:19pm

Christmas Crisis Corrected

Completely clean Santa's Workshop without breaking any Christmas items and clock off
Unlocked Dec 11, 2015 @ 11:42pm

Sanitized Earth

Completely clean all mess and destroy every item in Santa's Workshop and clock off
Unlocked Dec 11, 2015 @ 11:31pm

Bloody Incompetent

Prove your incompetence by leaving a worse mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off
Unlocked Dec 11, 2015 @ 5:32pm

St. Nick's Boomstick

Collect Santa's shotgun and bring it back to your office
Unlocked Dec 11, 2015 @ 8:19pm

The Red Nose Knows

Collect the iconic reindeer nose and bring it back to your office
Unlocked Dec 11, 2015 @ 8:19pm

Rooks Kept

Collect the different Rooks Keep figurines and take them back to your office
Unlocked Dec 11, 2015 @ 10:19pm

Ballistic Weaponry

Collect the different Ballistic Weapons toys and bring them back to your office
Unlocked Dec 11, 2015 @ 10:19pm

Thunder Candle

Requisition a new replacement janitor through the use of TNT
Unlocked Dec 11, 2015 @ 5:47pm

Head Hunter

Collect elf heads and bring them back to your office, you freakin' psycho!
Unlocked Dec 11, 2015 @ 8:19pm

Santa Hats Must Die!

Incinerate 50 Santa hats, the symbol of everything you hate
Unlocked Jan 18, 2016 @ 8:39pm

Tower of Babel

Build a stack of 10 stools
Unlocked Dec 11, 2015 @ 8:09pm

The Day the Funk Died

Bring about the sad meeting of Ice-Cold Banger and fire
Unlocked Dec 11, 2015 @ 5:27pm

Cold Storage

Complete Frostbite Level
Unlocked Dec 23, 2015 @ 2:02pm

Biomassive Breakdown

Complete Incubation Emergency Level
Unlocked Aug 29, 2016 @ 1:48pm

Pest Control

Complete Pestilent Penitentiary Level
Unlocked Dec 16, 2018 @ 10:10am



Janicide

Blow up a fellow worker with the help of an ominously bright-red explosive charge
0 / 1

Need a Hand?

Receive a total of 35 helping hands from the Slosh-O-Matic
31 / 35

Pass The Torch

Take a lit flare from a fellow Janitor
0 / 1

Sanitary Supremacy

Completely clean the entire Shadow Warrior temple level
0 / 1

Mr. Two Million Dollars

Collect the two million dollars of cold hard cash from the Shadow Warrior level all at once and bring it back to your office
0 / 2,000,000

Swept Under The Carpet

Complete Uprinsing Level
0 / 1

Crystal Clear

Complete Core Sample Level
0 / 1

Bleach and Clear

Complete Penumbra Level
0 / 1

Audacious Oddities

Find all the unique Collectibles in the Vulcan Affair and return them to your office
0 / 10

Lair Care

Clean the entire Vulcan Affair level
0 / 1

Teeth for Tunes

Bring about the unfortunate meeting of Double-Oh Banger and Shark
0 / 1

Blood in the Water

Go for a swim with Sharks
0 / 1

We're Gonna Need a Bigger Tank

Feed the ever hungry Sharks 500 items they can either devour or destroy
0 / 500

Double-Oh Dumbass

Foolishly activate the Death Ray
0 / 1

Locked In

Lock another player inside a holding cell where they belong
0 / 1

Death From Above

Get turned into mist by an orbital beam weapon
0 / 1

Cat-astrophe

Using an orbital beam weapon, destroy the symbol of your most hated overlord; cats!
0 / 1

Orbital Bang-bardment

Allow the Banger to ascend to its rightful place among the heavens through the use of an orbital beam weapon
0 / 1