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Adelaide, South Australia, Australia
 
 
🍍phylum🍍: bobbicals is the term for a group of children in a trenchcoat piloting a big gamer
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jailwinds Nov 19, 2019 @ 8:40pm 
Why are you so hard to talk to? I'm polite. Each time I approach you, I say konichiwa. I always ask you about your favorite anime before insulting you about your waifu. You’re usually really shy (which is cute imo) but I hate that I have to be the one to constantly engage in conversations with you, and how you usually act disinterested because I'm a Christian. Yes, I get that it's awkward because of things like the Crusades but I don't hold it against them. Why can't the himes just realize that I respect Japanese culture and that I really want to be part of it. I'm willing to marry a Japanese woman, adopt Japanese children and live in Japan for the rest of my life. Hell, I'm even learning the language by watching undubbed anime. Plus, I cook a mean bowl of rice (for those who don't know, Japanese eat a lot of rice) I do too my Mom says that I act like a Japanese person because of all the rice I eat and the hentai I watch
jailwinds Nov 4, 2019 @ 3:28pm 
🗣Hey 🗣you 👌lil' ♥♥♥♥ 🤰baby👶
You 🤔think 🤔you're so ♥♥♥♥ing 🤬🤬cool😎🤬Huh⁉️😤🙅‍♀️
You 🤔think🤔 you're so ♥♥♥♥ing 💪tough🏋️‍♀️⁉️
You 🗣talk 📞a lotta 🙌big🙌🕹game🕹 for someone with such a 👏small👏 🚚truck🚚
Aw, 😍look 👀at those 💪arms💪
Your 💪arms 💪look 👀so ♥♥♥♥ing 😘cute🥰🥰
They 👁look👁like lil' 🚬cigarettes🚬
I bet 💰👏I could 🤯smoke 🤯you💯💯
I could 🔥roast🔥 you
And then you'd 🤤love 🥰it and you'd text📱📲me "I 💞love 💝you💘‼️"
And then I'd ♥♥♥♥ing 👻ghost 👻you😈😈
jailwinds Sep 28, 2019 @ 12:55am 
WHEN I SAT DOWN ⬇️ TO PEE 💦 THERE WAS A BUG 🐞 IN THE TOILET 🚽 BUT I THOUGHT 💭 IT WAS DROWNED 🌊👻 ❓❔❓❔ N WHEN I GOT UP ⬆️ IT WASN'T ❌ THERE 👉 IM SOBBING 😭 IS IT IN MY ♥♥♥♥ING 🍆 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍑⭕ WHERE IS IT⁉️⁉️⁉️
jailwinds Sep 8, 2019 @ 11:48pm 
🆗 son, 🌞 there ain't❌❌a ☝single☝♥♥♥♥ing☝person☝ with any intellect👓👓📖who gives a 🎮remote🎮♥♥♥♥🎮about your extensive vaping💯😎💨 talent. 😂I happen to be quite🎩the🎩intellectual🎩myself, so I can confirm✔✔this fact💯as truth™.👌if👌you👌think👌 that your vape💯😎💨 is going↗to get you hoes👯👯, you are utterly🐄 mistaken❌, fam👪. my pa👨 once taught📖 me the 😏secret😏 of life👍💛, and it was not❌❌ your vape💯😎💨 🆗🆒now listen 👂👂here my chum✌✌, my pa👨 was a man who kept it 💯💯💯💯💯💯. ✋that✋is✋six✋♥♥♥♥ing✋hundreds✋ and he never❌🙅🙅 once vaped💯😎💨. The man 🚬smoked🚬some🚬mad🚬cigars🚬 because he wasnt❌the ♥♥♥♥♥🐱🐱you are🆗⁉❗⁉ he lived to be 💯 because he kept it 💯💯💯💯💯💯 and killed🔫🔪 👌every👌vaping👌♥♥♥♥er👌he👌saw👌🆗🆒😂😂👀
jailwinds Sep 8, 2019 @ 11:46pm 
Stahp. 👋 🏻 Don't Flirt Wit Meh. Do Yhu Not Know What In A➡ RELATIONSHIP⬅ Means.? Frfr.👋 🏻 I Am Loyal. 💯 I Am In Love.💗 && Nobody Gunna Come Between Us. 😝 Stop Wit Yhur Thirsty Asses Tryna Hit Me Up On The DL, I Am Commited.✌ 🏼👌🏼💯

jailwinds Sep 8, 2019 @ 11:46pm 
♥♥♥♥ a hater , hit a snitch , your my girl 👭 , my 5 star ♥♥♥♥♥ , i love you more than any ♥♥♥♥ 💕💯, && if i dont get this back 🕙 , you aint worth ♥♥♥♥ !! Send this to 8 girls you care about .. 💯 I love you , I love you forever !! 💯 Whoever stops this will suffer for 83 days !! 💯💯💯 Ready, set, GO !!!! in