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♥♥♥♥ it, I’m just gonna say it. I wish I could go back in time and ♥♥♥♥ Hitler’s brains out.

This is how I envision it: I’m a dirty little american soldier that ends up being captured by the Nazis. To avoid execution, I volunteer myself to be Hitler’s obedient ♥♥♥♥-toy.

For days, I allow Hitler to chain me up and obliterate all of my orifices like they’re little Polands, constantly filling them with his aryan seed until his ♥♥♥♥ is stroked raw.

Hell, he even gives me the pleasure to lick his puckered german booty clean after he takes insane nuclear ♥♥♥♥♥. Due to me not getting bathroom access, I constantly ♥♥♥♥ and piss myself, but Hitler is generous enough to be my personal cleanup, licking it all up and staining his beautiful mustache.

After building up trust and showing my obedience, he unchains me and allows me to ♥♥♥♥ his brains out, cursing in pleasure as he yells out, “YA SHOVE IT REICH UP MY ASS!”. I’m generous enough to give him a reach around, cranking his throbbing war machine.
I feel him tighten up as he reaches climax, but I let go of his thick ramrod as he begins to spew his nuclear ejaculate all over the floor. Hitler repeatedly yells out “NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN!” through his moans while he suffers through his ruined orgasm. At this point the tables have turned.

He tries to fight me off, but I pin him down and powerfully thrust my all-american ♥♥♥♥ harder into his poop chute as blood begins to build up and gush out of his torn ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I can’t contain myself any longer, so I quickly pull out my 1911 and put a bullet through the back of Hitler’s head. Brain matter and skull fragments paint the wall, which makes me break through to my climax.

I raise my right arm up to the ceiling. I yell out “♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!” as my ♥♥♥♥ begins to rapidly pulsate. I quickly thrust my ♥♥♥♥ to the hilt deep inside of him. I throw my head back with a loud “♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!” as I spew what feels like a gallon of american semen deep inside his german ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

I pull my bloody ♥♥♥♥ out of his booty tube and watch in excitement as my thick load begins to leak out of his ass. Heavily breathing, I fall back and begin to fade out, as I watch a group of american soldiers burst into the room, guns drawn.

I wake up in the hospital, in which I’m told that I’m praised as an american hero for stopping World War 2.

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

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Anyways Austin Josie wants to peg you and yes lets build a wall

i didnt even notice these comments

Do you wanna build a wall??

Sure, if you ask him how he likes it. He's so shy about it. =((

allah snackbar

Word to the wise: don't be a ♥♥♥♥, if you're a ♥♥♥♥.

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My dada!

my pubes are caramelized with your semen

i still have your ♥♥♥ in my mustache

I was mixing honey into your cereal with my ♥♥♥♥
the milk dyed my pubes

♥♥♥♥ cheese.

dude i just saw that gif wth hahahahaha

the most underrated nova, ever.

dude my girlfriend loved her ♥♥♥♥ inside your butthole!

what am i even reading

Fabio
person who girls with no lives obsess over. they have no chance with this person, but will not take this for an answer. instead they continue to fantasize about trips they will take with this person and times they will get to see him. is the urban dictionary


In Spanish the meaning of the name Fabio is: Bean grower. Italian Meaning: The name Fabio is an Italian baby name. In Italian the meaning of the name Fabio is: Bean farmer.

Ian you're a dumb slut. <3

Baaaaaaaaabeeeeee

MY GIRLFRIEND LOVES YOU TOO

ily

♥♥♥♥ my horse into the sun brother

who ordered the fish and chips?

im a classy lady bb

SORRY JUST KIDDING UR CUTE AS ♥♥♥♥

yeah dude there's TWO ♥♥♥♥♥ ON MY COMMENTS

what the ♥♥♥♥ u little ♥♥♥♥♥

wow wtf get that nasty ass ♥♥♥♥ off my comments. i only like (ღ˘⌣˘ღ) pure (ღ˘⌣˘ღ) beautiful (ღ˘⌣˘ღ) comments (ღ˘⌣˘ღ) from cute people (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

You make me hard you dirty slut, suck my ♥♥♥♥♥

My ♥♥♥♥♥, Buckles.