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12 of 50 (24%) achievements earned:

Personal Achievements
Unlocked Apr 14 @ 10:55am

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked Apr 14 @ 11:25am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked Apr 19 @ 8:15am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked Apr 19 @ 7:30am


You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked Apr 14 @ 10:43am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked Apr 19 @ 8:48am


You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked Apr 19 @ 8:29am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked Apr 19 @ 7:44am


You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked Apr 19 @ 6:59am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Apr 14 @ 11:00am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked Apr 14 @ 10:32am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked Apr 14 @ 10:42am


You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.


Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.


You opened all of the garages in South Park.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.


You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.


You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.


You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.


You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.

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