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The Holy Bibble May 14 @ 8:55pm 
The Holy Bibble May 14 @ 8:53pm 
Number 2, “Oh my God, this video was stupid. It was pointless.” Couldn’t’ve been that stupid, ♥♥♥♥♥, you still clicked on it! You know what I’m saying? All the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that’s watching this video, ♥♥♥♥♥, you saw the title of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ video before you clicked on the video. So it couldn’t’ve been that damn stupid if you still proceeded to click on the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. So, jacking off. The ♥♥♥♥’s a sport, ♥♥♥♥ it.
The Holy Bibble May 14 @ 8:53pm 
I don’t know about you, ♥♥♥♥♥, but when I’m beating my ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥, my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hand muscles get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tight, you know what I’m saying? And that ♥♥♥♥ wears the ♥♥♥♥ out of my entire left arm. I used to be able to do it with my right hand, can’t do that ♥♥♥♥, so I do it with my left hand. So, in my personal opinion, do you guys consider jacking off a sport? ♥♥♥♥♥, in my opinion, I believe it is. So I know with some of you trolling ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are gonna say “Oh, man, you must not get no ♥♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, if you jack off.” ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, let’s be real, okay? Everybody has jacked off once in they ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ life. If you gonna sit back, and you gonna come on my video, and troll my ♥♥♥♥, say “Oh, ♥♥♥♥♥, I never jacked off once in my life.” ♥♥♥♥♥, stop lying. Everybody does this ♥♥♥♥, okay? So please miss me with that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥, and go preach that ♥♥♥♥ to somebody who ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is actually gonna listen to you, okay?
♥Zakekski♫ May 14 @ 8:52pm 
Nah bruh 💀💀
The Holy Bibble May 14 @ 8:52pm 
You know what, it is a sport. ♥♥♥♥ it. You guys want to consider that ♥♥♥♥ to be a sport? Jacking off is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sport to me. Jacking off and beating your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ to porn is a sport. There’s two damn things that you have to do. A. You build up a sweat. Well actually, you don’t have to do ♥♥♥♥. There’s basically two things that goes down, that’s what I meant to say. A. You’re building up a sweat. I don’t give a ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥, if you are building up a sweat, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, that’s ♥♥♥♥ is considered a sport. You’re building up a sweat. Number 2, and the most important part of that ♥♥♥♥, is that your hand is getting a workout. Your hand is getting a workout, ♥♥♥♥♥, you are building up your arm strength, and you are building up your hand strength, okay.
The Holy Bibble May 14 @ 8:51pm 
They’re just sitting up the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ boat, you know what I’m saying. Throwing a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rod. It can be any kind of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bait up on the end of the rod. It can be a worm, it can be a caterpillar, it can be a centipede, it can be a dead ass butterfly, it can be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beak of a damn bird, it can be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, it can be anything, you know what I’m saying? “Oh my God! We caught a big ass salmon, reel that fat ♥♥♥♥♥ in, yeah.” ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, what are you doing athletically? How the ♥♥♥♥ is that working up a sweat, my ♥♥♥♥♥? What, you’re working out your arms, because you have to reel that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in? ♥♥♥♥♥, that’s not a sport, dawg. Well, ♥♥♥♥ it.