El Zorro I (BoycottACG)
Kody Prunella (Pen. Jack Clock)   Newport Beach, California, United States
 
 
I am El Zorro, and injustice shall know my name!

The Great Sun Jester: his sweaty, cheeto dust covered hands had aqquired another kill. he strains his greasy forearms and presses his bind key. "Z".


"You're never going to make anything Zorro you just chat shit and look for attention."
-Alphanine

"your a cunt
a shallow pompous little fucking cunt"
-Shoga

"El Zorro don't let the haters get to ya. You seem pretty cool."
-Star Centurion

"find other hobby than watching porn
you fuck"

-Polish boi


STATIC: shut the fuck up furry
El Zorro the fox: hahahahahaha
El Zorro the fox: what gave you the impression?
STATIC: "fox"
El Zorro the fox: and?
El Zorro the fox: does that automatically make one a furry?
STATIC: i guess
STATIC: and talking too much
El Zorro the fox: explain your logic
STATIC: i lack logic
El Zorro the fox: how would a name have one be a furry?
El Zorro the fox: then your arguement is invalid
STATIC: idk but i guessed right
El Zorro the fox: that is where you are wrong
STATIC: oh

"ur anger-fueled insults are almost as bad as the character u pretend to be"

-Omar

"You are even more perverted than I am, and that is an achievement."

-El Zorro I



"Dude, there is an easy way to say this. You are an idiot. And have absolutely no respect for history.
Why would it be called Verdun 2 when it's based on an entirely different Country with different factions and a different year? Are you high or something?"


"Zorro, you're an amazing sentient map hazard"

-Patrick


4:28 PM - El Zorro I: Z
4:28 PM - MejbiMajonez: oh fuck no
4:28 PM - El Zorro I: hahahaha
4:29 PM - MejbiMajonez: dunno how drunk i was
4:29 PM - MejbiMajonez: to fucking add you
4:29 PM - El Zorro I: very
4:29 PM - El Zorro I: hahahahahahaha



"Friend? Zorro once had many friends. They were happy and contented here. Until their lands were overrun, by you and your kind..."

-Ken Mason (Ghost of Zorro)


3:53 PM - Minuend: you know you could be a great player too if you let go of the melee only thing
3:53 PM - Minuend: you hve good reaction time


Nothing is stopping you from just telling him "I love you, but I refuse to stick my hand in your anus."

-Zorro Likes Boys



To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Zorro. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Californian history most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Zorro's heroic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Scarlet Pimpernel literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Zorro truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Zorro's existencial catchphrase "Zorro, the legend has returned!," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Johnston McCulley's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Z tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they have even watched 5 Zorro movies beforehand.
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El Zorro I (BoycottACG) Apr 10 @ 7:05pm 
Si, tus unfortunate.

-Z
SPC J.McKay [3rdID] Apr 10 @ 6:31pm 
That sucks.
I'm sorry you were banned.
El Zorro I (BoycottACG) Apr 10 @ 3:49pm 
Of course señor, gracias.

-Z
BL1TZKRI3G Apr 10 @ 3:48pm 
Oh. Well thank you for standing up for us. It's greatly appreciated.
El Zorro I (BoycottACG) Apr 10 @ 3:31pm 
Look at the comments below.

-Z
BL1TZKRI3G Apr 10 @ 3:24pm 
I'm curious, why did you get banned from the Steam Forums?