I try to be very funny so people like me. If not, I shall inflict quite a large amount of damage on to my right ball. When no one laughs I feel intense pain surge through my veins. One day I will be rich and wealthy and until then I will be sticking hot metal stakes into my widened urethra. As I was typing this I have punctured my shaft with a wooden dowel. Splinters have made contact with the inside of my flaccid dong and I am spewing crimson blood out of the tip of my abnormally small schwimmerhahn. I, my whole life will try to be the funniest person in the world. So far I have succeeded with small tame issues such as me not having much of my schlong left.