Woonus
Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy.   Oregon, United States
 
 
You already KNOW I'm on the futon.

I can't stop breathing oxygen, I'm addicted.

Whatever you're thinking, it's probably true.

scug :slugcatsleep:
about me
Yeah, I'm a gamer. So what?

While you're trying (and failing) to swoon women who are too good for you, I'm mastering the art of Gaming, automatically attracting HOT GAMER BABES...

I, however, am a pious and chaste individual... I'd never take advantage of a real woman. That's why I rely on coping healthy mechanisms such as 2D women to make me feel wanted and loved.

So, sorry Mr. "Chad Jock", but your kind are not long for this new world... Us gamers are the real Alphas...

(Edit: NO, this is not satire... All you incel "Chads" need to stop messaging me about this. It's beginning to piss me off!)
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