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24 of 50 (48%) achievements earned:

Personal Achievements
Unlocked Dec 20, 2018 @ 1:02am

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2018 @ 1:32am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2018 @ 4:52pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2018 @ 9:35pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2018 @ 8:27pm


You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2018 @ 1:11pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2018 @ 1:23pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2018 @ 1:38pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2018 @ 9:14pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2018 @ 12:58am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2018 @ 9:14pm


You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2018 @ 1:41am


You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2018 @ 9:13pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2018 @ 1:26pm


You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2018 @ 1:48am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2018 @ 8:09pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2018 @ 6:42pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2018 @ 9:14pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2018 @ 2:00am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2018 @ 7:22pm


You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2018 @ 7:22pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2018 @ 12:40am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2018 @ 1:45pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2018 @ 2:07am


You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.


Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.


You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.


You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.


You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.


You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.

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