Winterpwnd
Ivan Marinov   Plovdiv, Plovdiv, Bulgaria
 
 
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*22/7/2017* deadass forced to watch anime by 2 negroes in 3am
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"I may look fly but I want to die" ~ Mohandas Gandhi
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78 hrs on record
last played on Jul 18
103 hrs on record
last played on Jul 17
shamwow Jul 1 @ 4:31am 
Respect from Mallorca
shamwow Jun 23 @ 12:41am 
OmO Where do i start? (´ω`*) hehe~~ last night was the most magical moment because I was watching anime with my little sister and all of a sudden she hugged me!!!!! (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) I was sooooo embarrassed !!! >.< She started touching me and said “Onee-chan!! make love with me” (。・_・。) She started kissing me and she tasted like apples!!! w^ It was soooooo nice!!! (≧◡≦) ♡ Then she started stripping and it was super kawaii-desu!!! But the fun ended because papa had to come in and join us (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞
iza Jun 19 @ 5:23am 
Eventually, it seems they decided that it was such a good location, they would move in. I noticed that they started carrying in these little white pellets that I assume were probably eggs. There were also a lot of winged ants that showed up and they would hang around uselessly at the base of the plant. I kept the ant colony well fed with jizz for some months, and sometimes if I had some spare time I would just sit and stare at them busily running around with their little white egg pods or whatever they were.

Unfortunately I don't remember how this story ended. I think my mom probably noticed the ants and sprayed everything and killed them all, but at least for a little while I had this wonderful motherly feeling of protecting my little colony and nourishing it with my nut-milk.
iza Jun 19 @ 5:23am 
When I was in high school, I had a potted plant in my room that looked a little like a mini palm tree (it had a bare stem and a head of stringy leaves at the top). At some point I decided that the soil in the pot was a convenient place to jizz whenever I masturbated.

This went on happily for a few weeks, but eventually, it seems the ants found it. For several days there was a constant stream of ants going to my cumplant. Of course during this time I made sure to deposit more fresh loads for them to eat.
iza Jun 19 @ 5:22am 
Pome for XXXTentacion
Xs over your eyes, another X'd in the street, peeps struggle with whys, the Zs never to cease.

He truly was one of are best, he's spiddin freestyles with Jesus Christ now.

Edit: donvonting this pome is as bad as killing him again please don't.

Edit: guys I'm sorry I though this was a place for true fans two talk about XXX I worked on this pome every since I heard he died 4 hours ago please put my points back im pissed first my new favrit raper dies now this?

Edit: alright i guess ur all just gonna fuck a man cuz he's down, I hate this place first they banned me from all the good subreddits for self prompting my sound cloud now you guys are fucking my karma I hope you all go to he'll when you die

Edit: I'm gonna be the biggest raper in the world in like two years an ur all gonna be fucked but if you upvot it for me I'll give you all a copy of my first CD
iza Jun 19 @ 5:20am 
Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~