William   Iceland
Shrek: "Once upon a time, there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle, guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from the dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep, in the highest room of the tallest tower, for her true love and true love's first kiss." [Laughing] Like that's ever gonna happen.
[Paper Rustling, Toilet Flushes]
Shrek: What a load of--
[Toilet Door Slams]
[♪ All-Star By Smash Mouth Playing]

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I have depression, but that's alright
I will just go on the best web-site
HLTV org brings a smile to my face.
For memes, autism and baits, this is with no doubt the bestest place.
Forget about YouTube, Twitter, pornhub and such.
Then to have a good time, you don't need much.
You just need to be creative and then you wait.
In just a few seconds people will start taking your bait.
Some say 0/8, but they're really just mad.
That they didn't get the juliano nudes, you said you had.
I got #1 comment, mom I did it.
But then I cry as the admins delete it.
I go back to baiting and offending random users.
Then I am better than all these 12 year olds and fake flagging losers.
I read the comments on some of these threads.
People so aggressive, they're almost like threats.
Everyone forgets what HLTV is really all about.
Making threads about fixing teams by taking one out.
Sometimes I ask questions, because I am not the best.
Will this setup give me good fps?
Lost my cash, fuck this team.
Gonna hang myself from the ceiling beam.
r8 girl, oh look it's just bait.
Do think girls use the r8?
Despite all the memes and funny baits.
My favorites are the useless debates.
No matter how good your proof, even if recorded.
I'll quickly dismiss it and you're reported.
Many unique threads daily to read,
but [+18] gifs, is all I need.
HLTV has some great people too.
The ones who do translations and math homework for you.
HLTV is like a family, I say holding back tears.
Now that this thread is made, see you all in 10 years.

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