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Florida, United States



It has come to my attention that you are bad at video games. Please jump off a cliff and break your arm, so we no longer have to deal with your autism
Yours,
Haze (The ONE AND ONLY)
It has come to my attention that you're a girl gamer and that makes you very attractive to a gentleman like myself. I'm writing you in the hopes that you will go on a date with me to my local Burger King (it's a fancy one, they have ketchup pumps). I hope to hear your reply on the morrow, my love.
Yours,
June