David   Texas, United States
Rustlin through the bushes I infiltrated the base scanning the perimeter for the most delicious, ab glistening, tight bum gentleman simply known as "Scout". As the moonlight shines on my rough face, I use my sweaty palms to ascend the ladder to approach the window in hope to see the little maggot. The light turns on and I spot Scout walking in from a physically exhausting mission. He removes his hat exposing his majestic locks of hair. "Woo" shouted Scout, "All of my muscles are sore and I feel so hot!" Scout slowly disrobes exposing his firm supple pink nipples. Soldier raises his helmet to gain a better visual of his forbidden fruit. After so many bloody battles, tears shed, and exploded confetti, he has Scout all to himself. "I finally caught my Roadrunner" whispered Soldier. Parts of him began to tingle as blood rushed to an area avoided for many years. He slowly guides his rugged hand down the front of his pants gingerly pinching the tip of his eggplant helmet. ᶠᵘᶜᵏᵧₒᵤ ☆ ҉ WαƧαbI ҉ ☆

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Ericadia May 31 @ 8:21pm 
Oh my god your Happy Dragon Sandwich mural! :steamhappy:
Del Boy May 14 @ 1:14am 
Added to see if I could make an offer on your Strange FN Skull Study war paint.
Max Jun 18, 2018 @ 10:31pm 
Hi, I see you have many useless craftable TF2 items So I can give one of my hats for all of them.
Check my profile (link in bio) and send me steam trade offer if its ok for you. Thanks for attention!
Shinobi | オオカミ May 13, 2018 @ 1:41pm 
-repped my friend.
Bacxaber Apr 29, 2018 @ 5:53pm 
-rep Slasher
China #1 Apr 20, 2018 @ 9:08pm 
lol idiot