‣"See the thing is, im not salty, its just, i value my weekend, and my time, AND I DONT WANT TO SPEND 70 FUCKING MINUTES JERKING OFF IN A FUCKING JUNGLE." - Dr.Dokter
‣"I dont think i've ever fingered that many girls at once"- Anonymous
‣"Ya know, I like white shirts as much as the next guy, BUT IT KIND OF SUCKS WHEN MY NIPPLES STICK OUT LIKE ICICLES!" - Undead Bill
‣"That is like going to a grocery store and asking, 'where are the lap dances?'"- Dr.Doktor
‣"My computer can run this game. But fat people can also run soooooooo..." - Rose
‣"Not everyone in america speaks english, have you ever heard amish people THATS NOT FUCKING ENGLISH!" - My Mom
‣"Ever tried beating them? Its not illeagle if no one can prove it!" - Repti
‣"Brent is living proof that he has never touched a vagina" - Rose
"But he touched a fithy one..." - me
"WALLIE HE DIDNT GET THROUGH THE LAYERS OF MUD!" - Rose
‣"THERE IS WASABI IN THIS! I LUBED MY PENIS WITH WASABI!" - Dr.Dokter
‣"I'LL RAPE YOU SO HARD I'LL CARVE MY INITIALS INTO TOMMORROWS SHIT!!!" - Undead Bill
‣"I'm like Osama, but italian, and a lot more sphagetti." - Dr.Dokter
‣"If you call me gay again i'll suck your dick." - Dr.Dokter
‣"Whats a rollout? Is that a pokemon move?" - Rose
‣"BRB gonna take a shit in my sink" - Luke
‣"I would say my aim is cancer but cancer can kill things" - Bill
‣"I'll smack a muthafucka with anotha muthafucka" - Some Guy
‣"If you see some white guy speed past all the blacks, you know that Russian is juicing." - My Grandpa
‣"You don't have to worry about waking up on time if you don't sleep." - Rose
‣"Someone please help! I NEED AN ADULT!!!" - Hassa
‣"If it works against a wizard, it works against a midget." - Unknown
‣"Rugby = Gay Football" -
Dr.Dokter
‣"Love doesn't exist. A girlfriend is just a good friend that you can FUCK!" - The mother fucking UNJ
‣"Que esta fageta!" - Dr.Dokter
‣"I'm not chubby, I'm mildley overwhieght!" - Snuggle
‣"Let's place bets if my dad has cancer." - Nemisis
‣"Boolean? What does that mean, sex?" - Taijin
‣"It's all fun n' games until he starts beatin' niggas up with his umbrella!" - black kid at my school
‣"I mean, Movie Maker can be used by a strawberry with 4 extra chromosomes, so."-heckfam1
‣"u kno ur a red neck when ur eating ur dog out of ur cowboy hat, yeehaw" - Snuggle
‣"I want you to yank on my balls like you're trying to start a lawn mower" - Gigabeast
‣"I want to walk into an exotic flower shop and just start eating the petals." - Undead
‣"someone walks into the room just to see a guy absolutly covered with pumpkins and me jacking off to the dead body,cumpkin juice. 8)"-slvrbug
‣"There is no such thing as drug abuse, only going hard. There's also no such thing as child abuse, it just means your kid's a pussy."- school friend
‣"I'm not sure if this is in my head but i can hear the Phineas and Ferb theme song." - Nemesis
‣"Who cares what bathroom you use? People are scared a man might go in the women's bathroom and rape a woman, but a rapist is gonna do that anyway, they don't need your permission." -Rose
‣"Yo, I'mma work at a RightAid!"-CritikalCombustion
‣*Singing*"Shut the frick up, you're a fricking... cunt. SORRY MOM!"- Freelance Shooter
‣"Video games don't make us violent, minorities do." - Freelance Shooter
‣"That's just an excuse to have small talk with me!" - Diop
‣"I would tell you to use Kurt Cobain's microphone, but you'd probably miss yor mouth"- Rose
‣"I will fuck your mom and beat you upside the head with her broken arms" - Critikal
‣"I'm here eating my steak and you are over there mowing my lawn with your fucking mouth" - Critikal
‣"It's gay even though they're straight" - Victor
‣"That's an interesting conversation starter; 'this summer I got a lesbian to call me daddy'"-Bela
‣"Im offensive and i find this gay" - Quetz
‣"IT AIN'T UPWARD UNLESS I'M FALLING OFF THE MAP!" - Kair0s.fk
‣"im going 2 eat ur shitter like an apple fritter" - Hyrochen
‣"If you hit a black person, is it obstruction of property or animal abuse?" - black kid at my school
‣"I'm not mean, I just have poor impulse control."- chick in the looney bin
‣"That's a position I like to call 'youre fucked'"- my schools chess coach
‣"I'm thankful for cough drops, steroids, and whatever else helps bronchitis"- Dr.Doktor
‣"Women can do many things better than men, but rapping is not one of them." - my cs teacher
‣"Better a smartass then a dumbass"- Zyggy
‣"I wouldn't date you, theres nothing you have that i want." - Edna
"A penis."- Christina
‣"You've never lived until you've had dick on yo pizza" -tagg
‣"This is my first time eating an almond, so if I die, call the police." - Happypancake1843
‣"It kinda hurt, a lot"- Quetz
‣"Kill the woman!" - My brother while playing Call of Duty
‣"OH SHIT I PUNCHED MY DOG!" - Undead Bill
‣"Oops" - Happypancake1843(after winning a 4th place award at an fbla conference)
‣"Being gay is just a kink" - Ronnie
‣"I wish they had mozltov cocktails in fortinte"- someone on ps4
‣"your ass is not a male's ass you're either a soyboy or you're bringing new meaning to the term 'but pirate'"- Ross
‣"If someones into black people, is that called a negrophiliac?" - Zennoff
*M00ty starts typing*
"DONT YOU FUCKING TYPE THAT"-Zennoff
‣"Gamer girl pee is the coconut water of team fortress 2" - Snuggle
‣"Kinkshaming is my kink" - Matt
‣"I can't believe Fortnite is so washed up that they don't even have a gangnum style dance"-Windyy
‣"Religion is fine as long as you use it to hate gay people" - Rose
‣"If a little girl rapes a man, is it still rape? Doesnt it cancel out because pemdas and shit?" - Rose(again)
‣"Imagine talking shit to the guy that invented water." -Sponkus
‣"If you ain't sagin' you ain't swaggin'." - my wigga brother
‣"I got my dick sucked in a bathroom, guy had braces. Its like i got my dick stuck in a homosexual blender. Half way through i slapped him and told im i was gonna finish at home" - Dr.Dokter
‣"If being fucked by a 10 inch futa cock is wrong i dont wanna be right" -Quetz
‣"Id go to 12" so I can say $5 foot long" -m00ty b00ty
‣"Lemme go hang my dogs, I'm done with this" - Happypancake1843
‣"We all have to make sacrifices Wallie, some sacrifice a case for a superior CPU, some sacrifice their childrens mental well being for the privilege to be part of a cult. CATHOLICS." -Happypancake1843
‣"I'm more virgin than olive oil" -Slvrbug
‣"THAT NIG-- (discord disconnect sound)(discord reconnect sound) you ever just slam into your computer so hard it resets? anyway as I was saying, THAT NIGGER CASTED FIREBALL" - R055
‣"I'm going to punch you" -Kelly
"Can I get a hug first?" - Eric(her bf)
‣I tried to pull one quote from here but I can't
‣"Imagine accidentally cutting off Alex Jones."- Happypancake1843
‣"I wouldnt mind being strapped around a cute neck like yours" - spooky noose from A Hat in Time
‣"Oh no, a black guy" - M00ty
‣"Funny how sometimes you can’t tell if you’re having sex or preforming some kind of erotic exorcism" - DEUS
‣"Girls are like cars, the most important thing about buying used cars is the number of previous owners." - R055
‣"We have too many tall buildings not to put surface to air missles on top of all or them." - Happypancake1843
‣"I'm yelling at my asshole"- my mother
‣"This pussy rated E for everyone" - Ross
‣"For the first time in my life my brain was not soaked in piss but rather testosterone" - HappyPancake1843
‣"Mike 'Turns fruits into vegetables' Pence" -Matt
‣"I beat childhood obesity by turning 18" - Ross
‣"I'm not a racist, because that's a crime, and crime is for blacks." - Matt
‣"I think a good birth control ad would just be footage from minecon." - Matt again