Dimitri
Daan   Netherlands
 
 
ᘐᖇᗩᖲ ᖺᓰᔕ ᕍᓰᙅḰ

:TheD::A::TheD::TheD::Y:

"Vill du äta surströmming på min erotiska kuk?"

"I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda."

About me
Hi I am a kanker hoer I like playing lots of games and collecting games and playing games with friends and generally doing stupid shit.

Adding Rules
If I don't know you, I probably won't accept

Knife History
★ M9 Bayonet | Boreal Forest (Field-Tested)
★ Gut Knife | Doppler (Factory New) [Phase 3]
★ Huntsman Knife | Night (Well-Worn)
★ Flip Knife | Damascus Steel (Field-Tested)
★ Butterfly Knife | Night (Field-Tested)
★ Gut Knife | Doppler (Factory New) [Phase 2]
★ Gut Knife | Boreal Forest (Well-Worn)
★ Karambit | Forest DDPAT (Battle-Scarred)

Trade Link
Stop trying to steal my shit you homogay
https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=82485131&token=eAbqK_c3
Don't send me stupid shit

Misc
Won CSGORumble.com Lottery Sunday, November 01, 2015
14% Chance the dream
wow this page is fucking gay
Currently Offline
Last Online 7 hrs, 59 mins ago
Artwork Showcase
Politie :^)
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The America pile
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Stuff
Some Quotes:
Vitalic: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) i came inside senpai ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"I'm not saying you're dumb, I'm saying you and intelligence shouldn't be put in the same sentence" - Vitalic's Mom 2014
"Fucking walk, be less of a walk" - Bob Frenchman
"ain't no body get pregnant form nipple sex" - Sebastian McSwagins
"Hitler did nothing wrong" - Jex
"How do I have the sex?" - Vitalic
"What you won't buy a car from me because I'm a whore?" - Vitalic 2014
"I want to fuck the snail!" - Walkie
"You have to eat the frog's ballsack, it's good for you" - Walkie
(|UKWAR| Moderator) Mulligan: I am a Virgin...
(|UKWAR| Moderator) Mulligan: ..customer
"Better watch out, here comes ebola" - Plan B
"No Titty Feeding" - Smoosh
Walkie: Suck my dick smoosh
Smoosh: Give it to me and I will
"All America is obesity and Ebola" - Plan B
14:04 [All] Skull'N'Bones: Why am i hearing the burning noise?
14:04 [All] Messiah: Are you on fire?
14:05 [Resp] [All] Vitalic: THat's the sound of children's flesh in my rotisserie oven.
"I WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH THE PUSSY HUNTER" - FireWorks™
"Why do I talk with you when I could be wanking" - GregKills
"I worked three years slave labor for this knife."- Doraapulsa 2014
"I'll mop my semen up with these taliban bastards' dirty beards." - Some Shouting Kid 2015
"thats a big fucking vibrator" - Greg 2015
09:14 Flyingcharlie: I PRAIS FOR OUR HOLY SUPERADMIN NIQ!
09:15 [No Fun Allowed] Niq: no
09:30 [Owner] [All] Bob Frenchman: i got killed by my own hairy ballsack
10:03 [Owner] [All] Bob Frenchman: walk is obsessed by the male genitalia
"You have to rub bears with Putin!" Greg
Tobe: "KOS DJ or something"
"Fucking suck me off obama" - Banter
"Face torso lapdance best lapdance" - Zanat
*DEAD* FREEBIE : reported anus
*DEAD* FREEBIE : ez vac
● *DEAD* | Team Rocket | Jessie : u have cancer
*DEAD* timmyS : i have micropenis
13:45 [Owner] [All] Bob Frenchman: walki lets touch butts
Kva$$: hi im nikolai
Kva$$: and i suck horse cock
Kva$$: im very very gay
Kva$$: i prefer extra crunchy dicks to wet ones
Kva$$: getting dry humped is best feeling ever lol
bastard zahn : daan youre not older than 10 fucking gay kid
● *DEAD*(Terrorist) SKUTNIK : 0 hp one
Dimitri: We started? Shoul've told me, was trying to fuck my brother
12:23 [All] Mr Zanta_Claws: seriously the only thing worse than numbers is massive amounts of reading romance novels and shit
12:24 [All] Mr Zanta_Claws: say that again michael and i'll romance you D:<
12:24 [All] Mr Zanta_Claws: you beautiful fuckboy
dj jeban: i want him to eat my asshole

A Bunch Of Fucking Emoticons
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Dimitri Oct 17, 2019 @ 9:32am 
thanks
VITΛLIKΛI Oct 15, 2019 @ 1:55pm 
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VITΛLIKΛI Oct 15, 2019 @ 1:55pm 
Getting bitten by a radioactive spider then battling leukemia for 30 years.Getting bitten by a radioactive spider then battling leukemia for 30 years.Getting bitten by a radioactive spider then battling leukemia for 30 years.Getting bitten by a radioactive spider then battling leukemia for 30 years.Getting bitten by a radioactive spider then battling leukemia for 30 years.Getting bitten by a radioactive spider then battling leukemia for 30 years.Getting bitten by a radioactive spider then battling leukemia for 30 years.Getting bitten by a radioactive spider then battling leukemia for 30 years.Getting bitten by a radioactive spider then battling leukemia for 30 years.Getting bitten by a radioactive spider then battling leukemia for 30 years.
nope Jan 26, 2019 @ 8:00am 
this guys a dumbass lmao
Kowski Jan 5, 2019 @ 9:24am 
Dan's profile pic... That's how mafia works ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Petronia Jun 18, 2018 @ 7:30am 
Don't be a ♥♥♥♥♥ boy, Kowski.