VirtualVelocity
Burbank, California, United States
 
 
lol believe me or not but whatevs I have been a hc memer since 2004

About Me: I am 12 years old and currently single, ready to mingle (he he he, im naughty). I currently am in grade 4 and my ♥♥♥♥ is 12-14 inches long. Some qualities in me are that I get angry really quickly and become very imature, but I am very mature when the time is not right and I have to be serious. I am also a girl that plays cs go. NO I AM NOT LESBIAN. Now, i have 1 best friend named Calvin Chow, he goes to my school and we were dating but I dumped him cause we didnt hug on the last day of school. He has a lot of trouble with his vision how ever he says its 20/20, i think not.

Continueing on

I've been around the world twice, talked to everyone once. I've been to three world fairs. I am a hard bodied, hairy-chested, rootin, tootin, shootin, parachutin, demolition double cap crimping Pilotman.

There ain't nothing I can't do.

No sky too high, no sea too rough, no Muff to tough. I've learned a lot of lessons in my life. Never shoot a large caliber man with a small caliber bullet. I drive all kinds of trucks. 2x's, 4x's, 6x's even those big trucks that bend and go TSSHHTT TSSHHTT when you step on the brakes.

Anything in life worth doing is worth overdoing. Moderation is for cowards.

I'm a lover, I'm a fighter, I'm a UDT/SEAL Diver. If your feeling cheeky than you better jump because this Pilotman has been there, done that and is going back for more, Cheers boys
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maclod Dec 29, 2017 @ 3:06am 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun and nice xx
Rat Girl Dec 9, 2016 @ 6:21pm 
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Fernando Nov 27, 2016 @ 5:19am 
🙂👈I 🙏🙏wish🙏🙏I had 👬👬a roommate👬👬👬that would 📞call📞me his💕 ❤️rooMATEY❤️💕and we would ⛵️⚓️⛵️sail⚓️🛥⚓️the 7️⃣ 🌊🌊seas🌊🌊and 😏😏plunder😘each other's🍑💰🍑BOOTY💰🍑💰Yo ho 😍😜HOE😘 and a 🍾bottle🍾 of 💦💦♥♥♥💦💦It's a ☠️💀pirates🏴☠️💕life💕for me 🙂
James Nov 18, 2016 @ 8:28pm 
My Father WILL hear about this.
Fwiend Oct 21, 2016 @ 6:46am 
get pummeled to dog meat dog
surge Aug 15, 2016 @ 1:08am 
Hey ben not sure if you heard us talking ♥♥♥♥ about you and dota on ts, if you did, sorry just jealous you got higher mmr, if you didnt hear, i can say what we said, cant remember it exactly tho, sorry if i pissed you off