I'm just this guy, y'know

EVE Online char name: Shin'alor




"Garver and I did the science, the SCIENCES, and we figured out that women are indeed a liquid." - Amateur Extraordinaire

Amateur Extraordinaire: NOW I WILL FULL ON OUST MYSELF
Amateur Extraordinaire: I HAVE FUCKED AROUND WITH MY BUMBUM

Sleepy Zombie: I can't wait to get to beat the shit out of my kids like my dad did.

Medicinal Persona: the secret is to use your tears as lube

Crispybro: Now that I think about it that was probably the first time I have ever talked to a poor person

DaGarver: I wanted quesadillas, but instead I got cock. #overheard

Crispybro: Well pegging can't be auto-gay

Hoa: jesus christ wall, that thing is bigger than mine

DaGarver: Not even, just like 2 or 3 inches

graffiti.sky: so i'm looking at my list. i was drinking a little last night, did someone here request meiko/batman porn? i don't remember writing this down.

DaGarver: At least maybe she'll be into bukkake now.

TongueTiedPoet: anyway, about 15 minutes in, spouse was like "Make it stop!"

"Her chest was like a straight line, but her tits were the fucking exponential function." - DaGarver, 2012

Incon: So I was doing my fiances today, and noticed I signed up to the gym exactly 135 days ago.