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Joe_The_Accountant: lol, I was watching tutorials on mysql using python and from like the 4th video on it was nothing but why the earth is flat

3:38 PM - Shifty: I have a grillfriend now
3:38 PM - VeXan: really?
3:38 PM - Shifty: yeah, her name is george foreman
3:38 PM - VeXan: sounds like a cutie
3:38 PM - Shifty: yeah
3:38 PM - Shifty: super hot grill
3:38 PM - Shifty: good for putting my meat in

5:13 PM - Lorax Rimjob: i recall ethan going up to a kinder egg display and repeatedly punching it
6:13 PM - VeXan: Lmao
5:13 PM - Lorax Rimjob: there was chocolate everywhere
5:14 PM - Lorax Rimjob: looked like someone sat on it
6:14 PM - VeXan: kinder egg fetish

1:40 PM - Lorax Rimjob: getting tired of people saying there are 72 genders
1:41 PM - Lorax Rimjob: there's only one gender you idiots
1:41 PM - Lorax Rimjob: "women" are property

2:41 AM - lildevil2k1: I read the entire Naruto book in the wrong direction

6:29 PM - VeXan: t!ratewaifu @VeXan
6:29 PM - Tatsumaki: | VeXan, I'd give you a 2/10
6:29 PM - VeXan: How do I remove bots from the server

10:00 PM - Henry: u thicc
10:59 PM - VeXan: im an 8 c hoe
10:59 PM - VeXan: thicccccccc

8:13 PM - VeXan: So I did a job on ScriptFodder for 12 bucks
8:14 PM - VeXan: And I bought origin access
8:13 PM - eat my entire ass: Nice
8:14 PM - VeXan: 5 bucks a month for like 40 big and fun games
8:14 PM - eat my entire ass: sounds cool i saw you playing BF4 premium
8:14 PM - VeXan: Yeah, and you're about to see me play Need for Speed Deluxe Edition
8:15 PM - VeXan: 99%
8:15 PM - eat my entire ass: lmao gottagofas


Lord Of The Sluggies - Today at 12:11 AM
nah nah
best darkrp has cw tf2 weapons

12:27 AM - deformo: need for speed? more like need for WEED
12:27 AM - deformo: *seth rogen laugh*