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1 person found this review helpful
13.1 hrs on record
Make Nekogirls not nukes
Posted December 23, 2017.
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13.7 hrs on record (13.6 hrs at review time)
Spoiler free review ^^

(Short version, is it worth the money? - YES)

1.Purchase
2.Story (No spoilers)
3.Gameplay
4.Worth it?
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1. Had spare money so i decided to buy this game while it was on sale.
I hadn't checked any reviews, no gameplay, no nothing.
The only thing i had seen about this game was the trailer, so i was going in completely blind not knowing what i'l expect.

And goddang this was a blast to play.

2. Storywise, the story is ok, it is your typical tomb raider game. I hadnt focused much on the story before, and neither did the story itself was something huge. Sure, it was interesting and it kept you playing, so i cant exactly say it was bad.
So the story is ''Ok'', not exactly the reason to buy the game. It had an interesting history behind the main story and i quite liked the setting.


3. Here comes the best part, the gameplay.

It was friggin' beautiful. Now the game does run pretty well on most computers, tested it on my gtx860, held out ok on minimum. But i played the game on my new beast. And i gotta say, the best part of the game is its visuals.
The game takes you to Syria, Siberian mountains/wilderness, crazy temples and historical cities, and if you get to play this game on the best possible graphics options, GODDANG

Now, while the detail and everything caught my eyes, i couldn't really care less about the gameplay bugs and glitches, and there were ALOT of bugs.

But it seems inevitable in any climbing/parkour/platform type games.

Now the gameplay was actually kind of buggy, while climbing mountains, you wont attach to ledges you're supposed to, you'd fall even though you're supposed to hang on etc.

The bugs come in whenever you're actually supposed to be able to do the action. Its not that annoying, UNTIL IT HAPPENS 3 TIMES WHEN YOU'RE JUMPING ON A LEDGE AND YOU DONT GRAB IT, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LARA.

But thats fine, it doesnt happen often, + the beautiful visuals make you care less about the gameplay anyway.

4. So is it worth it?

Its 100% worth it, if you can run it on maximized/high graphics, the visuals made the game in my opinion.

buhbye
Posted February 19, 2017. Last edited February 19, 2017.
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20 people found this review helpful
33 people found this review funny
8.4 hrs on record (5.8 hrs at review time)
I bankrupted a Camgirl company 3 times

I then had success, but had 3 girls get STD's

I then won a bronze genitals statue for my 2 hours spent tryharding

In a few hours i learned how to become the master manager of cam girls

10/10 Will fight for the diamond genitals
Posted May 1, 2016. Last edited May 2, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
10.3 hrs on record (7.2 hrs at review time)
You can click on tits and gain companions that also click on tits
69/10

Would fap for 6 hours straight again
Posted August 11, 2015.
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2 people found this review helpful
563.9 hrs on record (491.1 hrs at review time)
went downhill after microtransactions

5/10 selling drills wasnt such a great idea was it now?
Posted July 18, 2015. Last edited November 24, 2016.
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28.8 hrs on record (28.6 hrs at review time)
My christian friend called this game a satanic piece of ♥♥♥♥

10/10 Would make friend butthurt again

Anyhow, its fun killing things by crying on them

10/10 would cry again
Posted July 18, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
40.4 hrs on record (39.1 hrs at review time)
I downloaded a naked people mod, best decision of my life

69/10

Would run around naked again
Posted July 18, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
370.9 hrs on record (347.8 hrs at review time)
After 350 hours i finnaly got all the legendaries... And then a corrupt file

#WorthIt

10/10 Would farm for guns again IGN
Posted July 18, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1,167.9 hrs on record (1,017.2 hrs at review time)
Fancy hat simulator
Also good job valve, we tottaly needed Team Fortress: Global Offensive

RIP/10 Atleast made me look fancy with burning hats.
Posted July 18, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
2,756.8 hrs on record (2,335.4 hrs at review time)
Piece of utter sh1t
Posted July 18, 2015. Last edited March 16, 2017.
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