Lugash
Uorenji
 
 
Current Project: Hearts of Iron IV - The Age of Information.

Help Wanted:
- 2D Artist
- 3D Artist
-Historian

Currently Not Interested In:
-Programmers
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Last Online 7 hrs, 23 mins ago
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The nerve of those Whos.
Inviting me down there - on such short notice! Even if I wanted to go my schedule wouldn't allow it.

4:00, wallow in self pity;
4:30, stare into the abyss;
5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one;
5:30, jazzercize;
6:30, dinner with me - I can't cancel that again;
7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing... I'm booked.

Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. But what would I wear?
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MrFdGodz Jun 6 @ 3:23pm 
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Lugash Feb 13 @ 11:02am 
Why’re you like this
I'm elephant Feb 11 @ 3:16pm 
I once ate an entire roll of quarters the day before attending our neighborhood summer block party just so I could fool all my friends into thinking I could shit money. They all sat around getting pretty shit-faced throughout the evening, and by the time the streetlights came on I was standing butt-naked on top of a picnic table defecating coins like a motherfucker. They surrounded me like I was a malfunctioning slot machine, cupping their hands and catching my ass-quarters while cheering. No one seemed bothered the money was covered in my chunky shit, they had dollar signs in their eyes. My ass sprayed in every direction. The sounds of my wet farts combined with loose change hitting the ground, and the dull plop of my turds landing on the wooden picnic table filled the air. Everyone praised Jesus for the miracle, asking if I could shit them enough money to pay their mortgage or get their wife a bigger pair of tits. What a fuckin' night.
I'm elephant Feb 11 @ 3:16pm 
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