Ulana
United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
An edgy cunt based in Berkshire, UK. I am literally cancer.

Find me on reddit: https://www.reddit.com/user/ulana_TV
Sometimes I make good photo's, other times they look like bad skin grafts.
You can't polish a turd, but you can cover it in glitter - Stalin 1937
~ The Cepton of Trash Talking ~

Top Games:
~Rocket League~
~Rust~
~SeizvaymemeGenerator.exe~
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~Thought of the Week~

Is it appropriate to tell an orphan that they have a face only a mother could love?

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Facts about me:
~I'm angry
~I have a compulsive hatrid for the French
~On average, it takes me 1 hour and 37 minutes to find a fuck to give
~My mother thinks I'm Autistic
~Robbie Rotten is my spirit animal
~I donated money to help Marina build Peru Temple (goodold2016meme)
~I've never had a ploughmans lunch
~I danced with Rolf Harris once
~I'm dying, hopefully sooner rather than later
Waffle Jul 8 @ 5:09pm 
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S1 Jerry 2.0 Jun 17 @ 4:40am 
+rep My rectal cancer returned, but so did Ulana. Sucked it out bigtime, asshole-issues resolved now. Came with free bleeching.
ÐarkHazé Jun 15 @ 5:35pm 
+rep Cured my testicular cancer by sucking me off, amazing guy!
S1 Jerry 2.0 Feb 2 @ 8:27am 
+rep Cured my rectal cancer by sucking it out. Great guy!
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