twigs
Portland, Oregon, United States
 
 
I miss being good at games
My friends are fucked
"Adolf the red nosed raindeer" - Ryan


"Do Jewish celebrate Thanksgiving?" - Shaddu


"I fart in your bitch face like im hitler" - Jko


"Dude I got double dinked by a 5-7 ("you should have died") I did" - Shaddu


"You know how santa hates poor people? Well puberty hates gay people" - Radar


Waedablea: If its Indian music, like indiana


Radar: I don't want a hug from a gay guy I feel like you're gonna inseminate me


Twigs: Are you saying that basketball would be better if all the nba players were self harming during games?
Dubthink: Yeah I mean it would make it more exciting


Sagerz: fuckin boomer
SHUT UP
you smell like gay toast
minus the toast



Radar: You're not tired, you're primed and ready to blow!


"Hit or miss, I guess they never miss AGHHGSLHG{LSG" - twigs


Sagerz: is this how you talk to women?
twigs: I dont talk to women
Sagerz: fair play


Azion: What if tf2 was black


vanillain : i dont think griff picking for blu and playing for red is how pugs work


Radar: *loses rock paper scissors* "FUCK JEWS!" *Kill binds*


T1FF4NY: Imma unzip your pants, im gonna take out your dick, im gonna take my hand and start jerking you off, and everytime I hit a shot on sniper Im just gonna jerk you off faster and everytime someone calls me a cheater your gonna nut in my mouth


Jk0_:SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING FAGGOT! IM EATING MY COLESLAW!


T1FF4NY: DONT LEAVE ME I NEED DICK


Radar: *From the other room* CALL ME GORDAN RAMSEY CAUSE I COOK LIKE A FAGGOT


Lukey: YO MY NIGGA IMMA PULL OUT AND BUST A NUT ON YA EYEBROW


IWezze: He said sorry too, went full canadian on your ass


Radar: You beat your ego so hard then you stroke it back to full


Jack the Stripper: He speaks weaboo but for french people


"twigs is a femboy he should be med" - Perfection


Radar: "..a girl crawls out of your pants, with pale white skin, looking like she weighs 10 pounds. She flops to the floor, froths at the mouth, then dies."


twigs: PST STANDS FOR POUND STATION TERMINAL
twigs: ITS THE PLACE YOU GO
twigs: TO POUND
saila: thats where i take eVery woman
twigs: its classy


Snake: Do you want anime girls or velociraptors?"
Urban: "I want hitler"


twig: will I be one of the next 6 million or do i get a pass?
6 million more: its a voluntary 6 million
twig: oh
twig: what do we get if we volunteer?
6 million more: the pride and joy knowing that you are making the world less populated
twig: sign me the fuck up

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last played on Feb 16
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Wizard++ Jan 24 @ 6:33pm 
<3 my boy
🐟🕺🥞 Performance review for la-crocs 🐠👾🐳

Reacts quickly and decisively in an emergency, keeping a cool head and effectively leading others. When working to a firm but realistic deadline, la-crocs always completes tasks to an adequate standard. Accuracy and neatness may suffer but the outcome is acceptable. Puts in some extra hours to meet the deadline. la-crocs is interested in finding out why things are the way they are. Asks questions, but may stop if not getting the answers quickly or easily enough. Reaches a decision rapidly after taking account of all likely outcomes and estimating the route most likely to bring success. The decisions almost always turn out to be good ones.

🥗 + 🌽 = 📕
♡ちんこ♡ Nov 25, 2018 @ 10:26pm 
Your father and I are very concerned about you please come home we love you.
jko Nov 11, 2018 @ 10:09pm 
my favorite jewboy <3
lumbo Aug 24, 2018 @ 9:20pm 
signed by the cuck himself
The 3 Man Tin Can Aug 17, 2018 @ 4:43am 
https://youtu.be/FncC-sn_VFk twigs i need some financial investors