In Russia it's customary to ♥♥♥♥ your cousin.

Just a gnome, in a mans world

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wU0Gf2ESavI - OG Barney

Need to sell your csgo skins? Here's a tip:

Open google maps and find the nearest Waffle House. Go there and order a double hash brown scattered smothered and covered. The person making your food will be smoking a Marlboro over the grill. His name is Lou. When Lou goes on break, meet him by the dumpster and tell him “the chicken runs at midnight” and ask for an All-Star Special hold the toast. He will take you to the secret bazaar where all things wondrous and terrifying are bought and sold. You will have to find your own way home. Good luck.